merry christmas
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I turned evanbro in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In April I pulled over and changed willowforlife's flat tire (15 points). In May on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-728 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
quadthreat