Take this for fun regardless of whether you'd want to be my BF or GF!!!!!!1 Anyone? BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
BASICS: Name: cauncey biggins the 12th aka Porterhouse (thick & juicy like a nice ass steak) Age: 23 Location: guam Height: 6'12 Hair (color and style): black & long Eyes: brown Piercings/tattoos: 75
OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? ebay store (i'll buy you anything baby) 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? NOTORIOUS B.I.G LIVE ON BRUTHA 3. Do you drink/smoke?? yeahhhhh boyeeee 4. Do you like the rain? nooooo 5. If so...would you play in it with me? hey now ;) 6. Do you like movies? hardcore 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? oh baby yes 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? anytime baby 9. Would you kiss my forhead i'd kiss more than that 10. Do you play an instrument? your dick 11. If so...what? UR DICK 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? no bitch i got problems of my own! 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 5438627873578 14. Favorite body part on a girl? pinky toes 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? my BBC 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? mack daddy 17. Would you give me kisses just because? just becuz i want u
What Would You do if... I cried: laugh I said I liked you: laugh I kissed you: fart I was hospitalized: laugh I ran away from home: fart and then get my dawgz 2 look 4 u We got in a fight: dirrea I got dumped: uhm i'd dump on him I pissed you off: FART ON YOU
What Do You Think Of My... Personality: sexi Eyes: sexi Face: sexi Hair: sexi Clothes: UGLY Voice: UGLY Humor: FART Choice of music: bowie r00lz Manners: farting is unacceptable during anal sex Friends: fartzzzz Decisions: uhm i think they're pretty fart-like
Would You... Be my friend: no Tell me the truth no matter what: no Buy me a birthday gift: farts count? Lie to make me feel better: no Spread rumors about me: yes Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: hahahahahhahaha r u fkn serious!?! NO Keep a secret if I told you one: no Loan me some cash: no Hold my hand: hold your cock Keep in touch: no Make me a snack: my sh1t Try and solve my problems: no Love me: yeah baby u no it Makeout with me: ur asshole is all i need Hold me in times of need: no Ditch me: yea Use me: all tha time ask me out: no Date me: no kiss with me whenever you had the chance: yeah baby whip out that cock-a-doodle do Hold me and make my problems go away: nooooooo let's fuck!
Anyone?
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION
BASICS:
Name: cauncey biggins the 12th aka Porterhouse (thick & juicy like a nice ass steak)
Age: 23
Location: guam
Height: 6'12
Hair (color and style): black & long
Eyes: brown
Piercings/tattoos: 75
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? ebay store (i'll buy you anything baby)
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? NOTORIOUS B.I.G LIVE ON BRUTHA
3. Do you drink/smoke?? yeahhhhh boyeeee
4. Do you like the rain? nooooo
5. If so...would you play in it with me? hey now ;)
6. Do you like movies? hardcore
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? oh baby yes
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? anytime baby
9. Would you kiss my forhead i'd kiss more than that
10. Do you play an instrument? your dick
11. If so...what? UR DICK
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? no bitch i got problems of my own!
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 5438627873578
14. Favorite body part on a girl? pinky toes
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? my BBC
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? mack daddy
17. Would you give me kisses just because? just becuz i want u
What Would You do if...
I cried: laugh
I said I liked you: laugh
I kissed you: fart
I was hospitalized: laugh
I ran away from home: fart and then get my dawgz 2 look 4 u
We got in a fight: dirrea
I got dumped: uhm i'd dump on him
I pissed you off: FART ON YOU
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: sexi
Eyes: sexi
Face: sexi
Hair: sexi
Clothes: UGLY
Voice: UGLY
Humor: FART
Choice of music: bowie r00lz
Manners: farting is unacceptable during anal sex
Friends: fartzzzz
Decisions: uhm i think they're pretty fart-like
Would You...
Be my friend: no
Tell me the truth no matter what: no
Buy me a birthday gift: farts count?
Lie to make me feel better: no
Spread rumors about me: yes
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: hahahahahhahaha r u fkn serious!?! NO
Keep a secret if I told you one: no
Loan me some cash: no
Hold my hand: hold your cock
Keep in touch: no
Make me a snack: my sh1t
Try and solve my problems: no
Love me: yeah baby u no it
Makeout with me: ur asshole is all i need
Hold me in times of need: no
Ditch me: yea
Use me: all tha time
ask me out: no
Date me: no
kiss with me whenever you had the chance: yeah baby whip out that cock-a-doodle do
Hold me and make my problems go away: nooooooo let's fuck!
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