Name:Jen Jayzer Age:18 Location: 69ville levittown Height:5'9 Hair (color and style): curly fro bitch blond red black brown Eyes:green and shit brown Piercings/tattoos: my ears and asshole
OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? the mall or 69 ville or vid game land 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?architecture in helsinki, the decemberists, cake, cocorosie etc 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? only with rainbows 5. If so...would you play in it with me? no you're too cool with your suede kicks 6. Do you like movies?sometimes 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? most likely 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? maybe. 9. Would you kiss my forhead ?sorry i dont like men 10. Do you play an instrument? attempted guitar. vocal cords i guess 11. If so...what? fuck yoself bitch 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? thats kinda gf BF 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 69 14. Favorite body part on a girl? ummm im not gay but i guess the part of your eyeball thats colored 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? my eyeballs or my ability to be intoxicated off of nothing 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? um yeah, faggot. 17. Would you give me kisses just because? NO WE AINT GOINZ OIUT
What Would You do if... I cried: i'd prob be really sad I said I liked you: i'd 69 I kissed you: i'd remind you about your sexuality then matt would punch you <3 I was hospitalized: i'd give you flowers and BJZ I ran away from home: come to my house We got in a fight: i'd kick your face in I got dumped: i'd comfort your a$$ I pissed you off: i'd yell at you online
What Do You Think Of My... Personality:you are queen of 69erzx Eyes: cutie eyes dark brown Face: nice face bitch Hair: uhhh short Clothes: sweet stylez Voice: different Humor: too cool for me Choice of music:david bow. queen. appleseed. Manners:um a lot Friends:um wtfdoes this mean Decisions: uh good?
Would You... Be my friend: no let's break up Tell me the truth no matter what: yweah mostl ikely Buy me a birthday gift: yes fucker Lie to make me feel better: not really Spread rumors about me:yeah that you're a 69faggot Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: UHH ALREADY DONE Keep a secret if I told you one:YEAH Loan me some cash:YEAH Hold my hand:YEAH Keep in touch:YEAH Make me a snack:FUCKYOU Try and solve my problems: I DONT THINK YOU WIOULD LET ME Love me:YESS Makeout with me:WETF Hold me in times of need: UH I GUESS IF IM YOUR MOTHER Ditch me:HAHAHA UHH NINNER NINNER Use me:&ABUSE YOU ask me out:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Date me:YESYEYSYES kiss with me whenever you had the chance:WE'RE MARRIED AREN'T WE? Hold me and make my problems go away: SUCKMYDIX
Way to not answer the questions as if we were going out:P! It's supposed to be a boyfriend application so you're supposed to be in the mentalitiy that you're my girlfriend whilst taking the quiz. So far YOU are on the backburner with Brian; you two are too punk for me with your The Decemberists
Age:18
Location: 69ville levittown
Height:5'9
Hair (color and style): curly fro bitch blond red black brown
Eyes:green and shit brown
Piercings/tattoos: my ears and asshole
OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? the mall or 69 ville or vid game land
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?architecture in helsinki, the decemberists, cake, cocorosie etc
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the rain? only with rainbows
5. If so...would you play in it with me? no you're too cool with your suede kicks
6. Do you like movies?sometimes
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? most likely
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? maybe.
9. Would you kiss my forhead ?sorry i dont like men
10. Do you play an instrument? attempted guitar. vocal cords i guess
11. If so...what? fuck yoself bitch
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? thats kinda gf BF
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 69
14. Favorite body part on a girl? ummm im not gay but i guess the part of your eyeball thats colored
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? my eyeballs or my ability to be intoxicated off of nothing
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? um yeah, faggot.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? NO WE AINT GOINZ OIUT
What Would You do if...
I cried: i'd prob be really sad
I said I liked you: i'd 69
I kissed you: i'd remind you about your sexuality then matt would punch you <3
I was hospitalized: i'd give you flowers and BJZ
I ran away from home: come to my house
We got in a fight: i'd kick your face in
I got dumped: i'd comfort your a$$
I pissed you off: i'd yell at you online
What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:you are queen of 69erzx
Eyes: cutie eyes dark brown
Face: nice face bitch
Hair: uhhh short
Clothes: sweet stylez
Voice: different
Humor: too cool for me
Choice of music:david bow. queen. appleseed.
Manners:um a lot
Friends:um wtfdoes this mean
Decisions: uh good?
Would You...
Be my friend: no let's break up
Tell me the truth no matter what: yweah mostl ikely
Buy me a birthday gift: yes fucker
Lie to make me feel better: not really
Spread rumors about me:yeah that you're a 69faggot
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: UHH ALREADY DONE
Keep a secret if I told you one:YEAH
Loan me some cash:YEAH
Hold my hand:YEAH
Keep in touch:YEAH
Make me a snack:FUCKYOU
Try and solve my problems: I DONT THINK YOU WIOULD LET ME
Love me:YESS
Makeout with me:WETF
Hold me in times of need: UH I GUESS IF IM YOUR MOTHER
Ditch me:HAHAHA UHH NINNER NINNER
Use me:&ABUSE YOU
ask me out:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Date me:YESYEYSYES
kiss with me whenever you had the chance:WE'RE MARRIED AREN'T WE?
Hold me and make my problems go away: SUCKMYDIX
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So far YOU are on the backburner with Brian; you two are too punk for me with your The Decemberists
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