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[quackinlollipop]

When I was 14, I read an article about a spot on the male body that, when pressed, would allow for orgasm without any sort of byproduct. In explaining this to someone, I talked about how boys have to hide masturbation, and in discovering this article, I did for masturbation what Bagel Bites did to pizza.

Metaphor is my bitch.