Dance #85

[quackingly]

Are villains plaguing your every step? Are you in need?

FEAR NOT, CITIZENS!

I am Princess Tutu, and in the name of ballet, I will punish the evil-doers! My trusty sidekick, Mr. Cuddles, and I are here to save the day!

Come, Cuddles! Let us search the City for servants of evil!

((OOC: Ahiru is cursed with My Secret Identity, Fakir has Safari Day

Comments

[sword_and_quill]

i'm not your sidekick and certainlyy NOT with that ridiculously stupid name.

[ ooc: Typing by jabbing a pencil down that's wedged between his paw. XD ]

[quackingly]

Come now, Mr. Cuddles, don't be grumpy. There's CITIZENS to save!

[sword_and_quill]

STOP CALLING ME THAT IDIOTIC NAMME

[quackingly]

I cannot! Would you like your secret identity revealed to the Network?

[sword_and_quill]

what on earth are you cursed with--i can't play along with absolute NONSENSE stay inside, moron. there's nothing to 'save'.

[quackingly]

Stay inside? When there's people in need?

HAVE YOU BEEN BRAINWASHED BY OUR NEMESIS?

If he could face-paw, he would. XD

[sword_and_quill]

...there's no one in need, idiot. and you're going to get into trouble if you go wandering around looking to 'help' everyone in bloody SIGHT

take a... day off or something. that's as close as i'm getting to going along with this.

...That would be awesome to see XD

[quackingly]

Evil never takes a day off, so I cannot, either!

[sword_and_quill]

i can't bloody well stop her when i'm stuck like this... goddammit.

fine. i'll go with you and hopefully keep your moronic cursed self from getting into heaps of trouble.

[quackingly]

Ah! Now you've seen the light!

[Here Fakir, have a cuddle and a scratch behind your ears.]

[sword_and_quill]

[ Have a very reluctant and deadpan black wolf, who rather looks like he just signed up for a first class trip to hell. ]

...Hn.

[quackingly]

[ Either she doesn't notice...or she's ignoring it. She pulls back and gives him a pat on his head. ]

Now...shall we be off?

[sword_and_quill]

[ So he had to spend the day being treated like some...loyal dog. Damn City. ]

Where in the world are you proposing that we go? I haven't heard any calls for 'help'.

[quackingly]

Patrolling throughout the City! Evil can show up at any time! Sadly the heroes here are severely out-numbered, but we'll have to make do.

[sword_and_quill]

[ He glances at her attire--or lack thereof, warily. ]

...Put some warmer clothes on first, idiot. I have a fur coat, but you certainly don't.

[quackingly]

Thank you, but your worry is unfounded. The light of Truth, Hope and Peace will warm me!