Dance #63
...No. No, it's not right! Why does this piece of hair always stick up?! Stay DOWN! Ugh! And this freckles...they're so ugly. My eyes are too big, they make me look like a kid. My nose is too small...my chest is too flat. Way too flat. And nobody likes redheads these days, dark hair is better. It should be darker...
A braid is so childish anyway. I'll wear my out. Yeah.
Make-up...that's what I need. Lots of it. And better clothes. Not cutesy, I need...something mature, elegant, sexy. Like what Rue wears.
And my walk..no, no. I can't waddle like this all the time! Back straight, chin up! I don't want to be just a duck anymore, I'm a lady, a lady! A woman...I'll be a woman for Fakir.
Yeah. Then I'll finally be perfect, like Tutu.
Hey! Fakir? Or...Rue? Could you come out shopping with me? I think I need to get some new clothes. And some makeup.
Actually...I know! Network, what do you think? What sort of clothes look good on a woman? And what color hair do you like the best?
...Fakir, what do you like the best?
((OOC: Yeeeee-aaaah, you can probably guess how Ahiru's affected. She's been spending most of the day in the bathroom, staring at her reflection in the mirror and trying futilely to get her cowlick/ahoge/whatever down. Opera Residents, feel free to notice.))