Dance #46

[quackingly]

Ah! Dearest writer, love that I can't confess lest I betray my sex, your birthday is anon! If it pleasest thou, I beeseach thee to accept my humble offer to attend a simple banquet in your honor at the Cafe 'o Juliet. If you accept mine offer--and I beg that it be so, for this heart whether in the form 'o the duck, or a maiden, or a young lad has

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[sword_and_quill]

[sword_and_quill]

Don't speak like a moron, moron. I can hardly understand a word you're saying.

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[quackingly]

I cannot stop speaking thus any more than thou can stop thine eyebrows from placing a scowl upon thine face, thou surely rough-hewn flap-dragon!

[quackingly]

...But, a celebration of one's birth should go on, even when my tongue is mark'd by wyrd speech.

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[sword_and_quill]

[sword_and_quill]

...If you say so.

[ ooc: Believe it or not, he's trying not to laugh. XD; ]

[quackingly]

Marry, that I do. ...So, shall we trek on to our sup?

((OOC: That makes me feel incredibly accomplished. I might just get up and cut a jig right in the middle of our living room floor.))

[sword_and_quill]

...

Sure, why not. You've made a fool of yourself in public before, so this won't be anything new.

[ ooc: lol XD ]

[quackingly]

Hurrah! I will meet thou at the door, from which we will depart.

[sword_and_quill]

That's fine. Don't take too much time, moron.

[Action Post]

[quackingly]

[Quickly running down the stairs of the Opera, holding a wrapped present tightly, as if she's afraid she'll drop it]

Fakir!

[Action Post]

[sword_and_quill]

[ Upon seeing her approach, he raises an eyebrow at her strange apparel. ]

...Why are you dressed like that, moron? Your hair looks better when it's down.

[Action Post]

[quackingly]

[Fidgets nervously.]

But when my hair is down, my true sex is known.

[Action Post]

[sword_and_quill]

[ He stares at her for a long moment and then sighs. ] Everyone already knows you're a girl, idiot. What the heck are you trying to hide that for? Keeping secret that you're a duck, I can understand, but this is ridiculous.

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[quackingly]

I-I knowest not! A foreboding omen is on my mind, that if mine true status as a maiden is known, I will place us both in danger....

[Action Post]

[sword_and_quill]

Well it's nonsense. If we're going out anywhere, you're going to dress normally. I'll wait here, so hurry up.