ALEX MERCER [ PROTOTYPE ]

"Why don't you go bother someone who cares? We're not friends."
Wow Alex, why so douche. He seems like he's a very angry young man!! But they are bros in her eyes no matter what. Even if he's apparently dead now? Or missing, or something. This city sucks.
ALICE NONOMURA [ BLOODY ROAR ]

"So... that's why it's important for me, too, to have friends here that I care about."
Sort of like an older sister! She gave her The Talk and everything. (So awkward.) She's very sweet and nurturing and kind. She's also a bunny. She got experimented on and killed by SERO, though. This city sucks seems to be a recurring theme.
ALOIS TRANCY [ KUROSHITSUJI II ]

"Being in love is like making a campfire. It's hard, right? But really warm. Still, you might burn your fingers."
Curse your thighs, Alois Trancy. FAVORITE PERSON EVER which is actually kind of unnerving because he's a giant creeper. He ~*~understands love~*~, though, and they are total bros. But it's possible he hates her for tearing his stockings, oops. He almost got stabbed to death by a cult once and she helped save him (by which I mean she was there but did absolutely nothing to stop anyone who was trying to kill him) like the fairy princess she is. Good times. She also lives in his house and they watch chick flicks and cry their eyes out periodically. Sassy gay friend ♥. Then she found out he sold his soul to demon, which kind of sucked a lot.
ASLAN [ CHRONICLES OF NARNIA ]

"I tell no one any story but his own."
By all means, a random giant lion should be really really terrified, but she feels more chill around him than nearly anybody else. He somehow knows things about her without having to be told, which would really bug her if it was anybody but him. Also, his fur is really soft...
CIEL PHANTOMHIVE [ KUROSHITSUJI ]

"A lot of things that don't make sense happen in life."
The fact that he seems incapable of sentences that consist of more than ten words is a little bit sad. Be outgoinggggg Cielllll. He also got kidnapped and he did get ritualistically slaughtered at the same time as Alois, though he was revived; she handled the exact same way as she did with the other boy. Why are these shotas so kidnappable. His mom died and it was really awkward. Then she gave him swimming lessons and everything was okay again. Housemates!
CLAUDE FAUSTUS [ KUROSHITSUJI II ]

"Miss Ahiru. I am one hell of a butler."
HOUSEMATES AND SHE HATES LIFE. He's a demon, and him and Alois have a contract that will end in soul devouring (as far as she knows) and why does the Core do these things. She feels really chill around him for some reason, which only serves to make her ALL THE ANGRIER because it's confusing and she really shouldn't like him.
DAEDALUS YUMENO [ ERGO PROXY ]

"Don't apologize- I would still like to help you, in any way that I can."
Her doctor! He's really nice even if she wishes he was less ~*~formal~*~ sometimes. She told him was a duck because she didn't want to accidentally die from some weird human treatment. She knows nothing about medical stuff, okay. He's smart enough to totally confuse her, and he seems pretty chill with being stuck in an unfamiliar city, which is the most unnerving.
ELLA OF FRELL [ ELLA ENCHANTED ]

"There's no such thing as having a destiny to never change your destiny."
Very nice older sister figure who believes in FIGHTING DESTINY!! She saw her get crushed by a giant chicken statue once, which was really sort of terrifying. She was okay, though. Ella of Frell: Champion of Fast Food Chicken Statues.
FAKIR [ PRINCESS TUTU ]

"Not all stories are happy. It depends if they're willing to fight their fate or not."
WHY SO (partially) DOUCHE. No, but she has intensely conflicting feelings about him being here. She really does not want him to get murdered like half the people in the city seem to at one point. (Read: This City Sucks.) She's also really happy to have someone from home! And really happy that it isn't Mytho who got sent here, even if that is a bad thought and she should feel bad, she thinks.
FRANZISKA VON KARMA [ ACE ATTORNEY ]

"More than merely believe. We will make them."
It's sort of like Rue was reincarnated as a lawyer and made slightly less crazy! Also, she's giving her swimming lessons, along with Ciel. She admires Franziska's fierceness. So confident and cool, Franziska.
GABRIEL [ SUPERNATURAL ]

"Yes, revenge is endorsed and sponsored by God and paid for by the public broadcasting corporation and viewers like you."
Gabriel, you're supposed to be an angel, why so violent. She resents the fact that he tries to tell her who to be friends with! ...Even if the friend in question is Yaha. (Ahiru why!!). Vigilantism sounds pretty dumb to her, also. She feels bad about getting mad at him because he's an angel. But then, he's nothing like Raphael, so maybe he just doesn't count.
GILBERT NIGHTRAY [ PANDORA HEARTS ]

"I'm a servant. My place is at my master's side, not... elsewhere."
Also a housemate! Pretty much a failure, but she's more of a failure so whatever. If she knew what a housewife was she might be a little weirded out by how much of one he is. He feels the need to make her cake even when she doesn't want it. He also doesn't ~*~understand love~*~. Whatever, he's never even been on a date. He is just as stubborn as her, which is sometimes problematic. But he's a bro.
GRELL SUTCLIFF [ KUROSHITSUJI II ]

"Life, for mortals, is nasty, brutish, and short. The sooner children realise this, the better off they'll be."
Wow you jerk, get your chainsaw out of my life. They were roommates for a while and it was chill before she asked him for the rent. Then he tried to cut her in half. Awkward. They're on better terms now, because Ahiru is stupid and naive and has the self-preservation instincts of a lemming.
HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK III [ HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON ]

"I'm glad I got to talk to you on this Envy thing, Ahiru. Us uniquely named people oughta stick together."
Haha wow so awkwardly sweet. Also gone, possibly (hopefully not!!) dead. The fact that he has a dragon is really unsettling, though. He gave her a necklace shaped like a bird and she wears it always. NEVER FORGET.
HOPE ESTHEIM [ FINAL FANTASY XIII ]

"That's just what people... do. If you tell them they can't or shouldn't do something, they want to do it even more."
Someone needs a heaping helping of OPTIMISM STEW. She wants to give him all the pairs of rose-tinted glasses in the universe. He got murdered and it really sucked, but then he came back, so it was okay. Sort of. And he defended her vertical challenges! What a bro.
JACK KELLY [ NEWSIES ]

"All you can do is try and keep goin', and not live afraid all the time."
SUCH A BRO. The biggest bro. He can do no wrong in her eyes (except for the times he tells her he's going to beat up anyone who tries to hurt her, that kind of sucks). He has magical cures to angst and bad feelings like ~*~inspirational words~*~ and ~*~fairy tales~*~ and ~*~ice cream~*~. Never change, Jack.
JACK VESSALIUS [ PANDORA HEARTS ]

"If you believe in anything hard enough, it just might come true."
At first everything was cool, even though he was really flustering. Then he locked her in a closet and set the house on fire, which was a Very Distressing Thing. Then she forgave him because he seemed okay again and now they share a magical friendship (she is still a lemming.).
JOE FIELDMAN (REPLICA RIKU) [ KINGDOM HEARTS ]

"Thanks. Ahiru. For staying on the phone with me. I still feel like I'm gonna be sick, but... You're a sweet girl."
Such a troublemaker / angry young man (kinda)! He's nice most of the time, though. He asked her out on a date and she felt awkward and friendzoned him in about .00001 seconds. Also he showed the entire city a feed of naked people at the mall, why would you do that.
KENZO TENMA [ MONSTER ]

"You must be just starting out, right? No one is perfect their first go at anything."
His talk about fairy tales is DEEPLY MOVING to her because she's from one. He's also really nice and encourages her ballet skills even if she knows she sucks. He got tortured and sent to the hospital and she was sad panda. (This City Sucks.)
LARRY BUTZ [ ACE ATTORNEY ]

"I-I mean...I'll help you keep your promise no matter what!"
He is almost as flaily and excitable as she is. It's like he's an awkward teenage boy stuck in the body of a man. She digs him, though, he is nice and funny and supportive and chill. And a good secret keeper (so far).
LUCA MACKEN [ KUROSHITSUJI II ]

Alois' little brother (although they aren't really related, or so she thinks) who is SO FLIPPING CUTE SHE CAN'T HANDLE IT. He apparently died back home when he was really young. She thinks it might be important to talk about this with him but wow, such an awkward topic.
MAYA FEY [ ACE ATTORNEY ]

"Come on, Ahiru. You'll feel better if you get things off your chest!"
They have an epic sisterly relationship of mutual worry and hypocrisy yayyy. Maya is cheerful and uplifting and gives good advice, though, and she introduced Ahiru to the wonders of television. Even if the Steel Samurai was kind of terrifying ngl.
MIKAEL [ TENSHI NI NARUMON ]

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, so they say."
WHY ARE ALL THE ANGELS HERE WEIRD. This boy has the most random moodswings, she cannot even handle it. That being said, he is an angel, so she'll just be super respectful forever. He apparently became a demon once! How are things possible.
MILES EDGEWORTH [ ACE ATTORNEY ]

"You're - quite impossible not to care about. Your consistent kindness and concern for others is extremely affecting."
She feels like her IQ gets knocked down a few points every time she talks to him. Why so smart, Miles. She sort of wonders why he keeps putting up with her. He also said it was impossible for anyone to dislike her, which was a huge 'HAHA YEAH RIGHT' moment for her. She is proud of being on a first name basis with him forever.
OZ VESSALIUS [ PANDORA HEARTS ]

"Really? Maybe we're seeing magic right now!"
He almost got ritualistically slaughtered and she actually did something to help stop it! So proud. She hasn't talked to him since then, though, even if they live together. She will continue to awkward turtle about his trauma forever, okay.
PETER PETRELLI [ HEROES ]

"I need to do whatever I can to keep everyone safe."
She saw him get his heart cut out over the network, which was pretty nauseating/traumatizing/what have you. (This City- yeah okay you get it.) They go on epic grocery shopping trips together. Then he told her about the time he blew up back home and it was awkward. And then he almost blew up here and it was even more awkward. Might be vaguely suicidal, she doesn't even know anymore.
RAPHAEL [ TENSHI NI NARUMON ]

"I was a human before an angel. I still slip sometimes. Force of habit."
HOLY SHIT IT'S AN ANGEL. She feels unworthy of being able to talk to him forever. She imagined angels being a lot less chill than him, though.She's pretty sure it's even more of a sin to lie about things to an angel but she's going to keep doing it anyway because she's Ahiru. She also ships him and Mikael like whoa.
RAVEN [ TEEN TITANS ]

"I think this is getting a little too after school special for me."
Why does she have so many really smart friends. Raven occasionally makes her brain sore, but she's also really nice and supportive and altogether chill. Even if she doesn't seem as open to her emotions as she should be! She also worries about her a lot, because lol vigilante.
ROXAS [ KINGDOM HEARTS ]

"I don't have a heart either. I don't think I ever will. It can still be okay, like this."
He says he has no heart but she's 95% sure that isn't true, okay. He seems really ~*~heroic~*~ but she just wants to stop him from being hurt forever. He has a strange obsession with coffee, somehow. He also needs to believe in ~*~hope~*~ more. And to let her help him with things.
SIRIUS BLACK [ HARRY POTTER ]

"You simply haven't the proper sense of humour for this, miss. Change the channel."
She doesn't even know what to say about him anymore. She RESENTS HIS TEASING FOREVER but he's really nice (when he's not being a jerk) and he's teaching her ~*~valuable~*~ life lessons. He says she's annoying but the good kind of annoying and she's just going to be forever confused about that because it makes no sense. Possibly obsessed with sandwiches and practical jokes. If he calls her titchy again she may have to take action in a most likely dumb and ineffective way.
TOBOE [ WOLF'S RAIN ]

"I wouldn't hurt you, or... or whatever you're, um, thinking."
He's a wolf and that's kind of terrifying, to be honest. She thinks he knows that she's a duck because she's dumb, but he actually has no clue. He's friendly and nice and even though she is unnerved by him, she enjoys talking to him. As long as he keeps his teeth away from her at all times.
VANITAS [ KINGDOM HEARTS ]

"All of your friends will die one day. Why bother?"
Why. So. Douche. He's apparently the dark side of Ventus' heart, and she HATES HIM SO MUCH. He can get under her skin like none other. She's going to try to just ignore him from now on, because heart-darkness gonna be dark, but he's so frustrating. It doesn't take a lot to make her doubt herself, and he knows just the way.
VENTUS [ KINGDOM HEARTS ]

"Yeah, of course. We're friends, I promise."
Possibly Roxas' twin, but a lot more cheerful than him! He has an adorable rabbit and works at a flower shop, how could he be any better. She sort of thinks he doesn't actually like her, though, because her confidence levels rest hundreds of miles below sea level.
YAHA [ DRAKENGARD ]

"You're not half as much trouble as I occasionally think you are."
On one hand, she's absolutely terrified of him. On the other hand, she is incapable of making good life decisions and won't stop talking to him. (What is her life, what are her choices, etc.). She pretty much knows he hates talking to her, but she might be able to save him from himself!!
YOSUKE HANAMURA [ PERSONA 4 ]

"I'm sure they're glad that you're safe and well, after all. One less thing to worry about."
He is too good at picking out her lies, what is this. He's always encouraging and kind, which is a little bit disconcerting when she knows she hasn't earned it in the least. She has no idea why he defends her ballet skills because A. he hasn't seen her and B. she really does suck, okay.