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so u know those moments in drama's or in comics where your like "thats so stupid! how the fuck does that happen" or "that would NEVER happen in real life"
ie.
2 ppl are walking down a deserted hallway. one of them hides in a corner and SOME HOW the other person doesnt spot them
that kind of moment.
well, let me tell u. these moments can ACTUALLY HAPPEN
so at work, our boss likes us to empty the large amounts of dirty water in the guys bathroom. i duno why, she just does.
now the guys bathroom is a single open room.
so if u walk in, your obviousely guna see the other person there.
ANYWAYS.
so im wearing a red shirt, and emptying a bright yellow bucket that is very large.
aki walks in
i look up
he starts undoing his pants
im thinking "is this a fucking joke?!"
aparently it wasnt
hes STILL undoing his pants
i go "what the fuck are u doing?!"
and hes like "OH MY GOD YOUR IN HERE?! GET OUT!!!"
and im soo fucking embaressed i like hurry out and go tell izumi what happened.
and when aki comes back hes all like "YOU WERE PEEPING!"
and i was like "WHAT TE FUCK NO I WASNT! HOW COULD U NOT SEE A PERSON WEARING RED WITH A NEON YELLOW BUCKET! whats wrong with you?!?!?!?!"
hes like "i didnt care i just really wanted to take a piss!!!"
i was like "that doesnt matter!! how did u not see me!!!"
hes like "i wasnt paying attention!!!!"
and then after all that he said "come on lets go take the garbage"
it was SOOOO akward for me....
it really fucking was...
i couldent look at him with out laughing
ie.
2 ppl are walking down a deserted hallway. one of them hides in a corner and SOME HOW the other person doesnt spot them
that kind of moment.
well, let me tell u. these moments can ACTUALLY HAPPEN
so at work, our boss likes us to empty the large amounts of dirty water in the guys bathroom. i duno why, she just does.
now the guys bathroom is a single open room.
so if u walk in, your obviousely guna see the other person there.
ANYWAYS.
so im wearing a red shirt, and emptying a bright yellow bucket that is very large.
aki walks in
i look up
he starts undoing his pants
im thinking "is this a fucking joke?!"
aparently it wasnt
hes STILL undoing his pants
i go "what the fuck are u doing?!"
and hes like "OH MY GOD YOUR IN HERE?! GET OUT!!!"
and im soo fucking embaressed i like hurry out and go tell izumi what happened.
and when aki comes back hes all like "YOU WERE PEEPING!"
and i was like "WHAT TE FUCK NO I WASNT! HOW COULD U NOT SEE A PERSON WEARING RED WITH A NEON YELLOW BUCKET! whats wrong with you?!?!?!?!"
hes like "i didnt care i just really wanted to take a piss!!!"
i was like "that doesnt matter!! how did u not see me!!!"
hes like "i wasnt paying attention!!!!"
and then after all that he said "come on lets go take the garbage"
it was SOOOO akward for me....
it really fucking was...
i couldent look at him with out laughing