Spring Ramblings (Non-Reflective, I Swear)
TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY -- LUCKY!!!
So I'm walking to my classes today and it becomes painfully clear that Spring is in the air. It's funny how the mind can block out all the bad when it wants something. I'm not sure how Spring is characterized at other universities but here at Mizzou, Spring means unsightly new "fashion", increasingly horrible attendance, a rise in the amount of fair-skinned individuals who appear to be at war with the black community for the Apollo's Favorite Children award, and of course, eternal damnation being rained upon us from Speaker's Circle. There was a time when these events were humorous to me but now they are just...wait, no. They are still hilarious!!!
So I wonder what new fashion will emerge victorious in this year's Blind Man's Wardrobe contest? I think it is a good year to wear bras on the outside of tank tops. Instead of popping collars, why not just remove them altogether -- but be sure to leave the frays as a sign of your creativity. Forget pony tails, just wrap your hair around your neck, ladies -- oh yea, that looks good! Fellas, turn baseball caps inside out, wear knee pads with shorts, and bring back Aviator sunglasses -- Top Gun-style! Hmm, what else? We've done skorts, we've done tights under skirts...how else can we wear skirts while simultaneously eliminating the sexiness, convenience and good taste that comes with them? I know! Let's wear skirts underneath some 3XL t-shirts that go down to your ankles! Now that's fashion, baby!
As for class...well, somethings are for the better! Skip on, my friends, skip on.
I suppose I understand the concept behind Spring Break Tans. But don't you think you're going a little overboard? I mean, if the only definitive characterisic of your racial profile is how your hair reacts to water then I think there is something wrong. But maybe that's just me...
And to all the preachers, activists, and fanatics of Speaker's Circle: We know we are going to hell just as the world is going to shit. It's not that we don't care...we're just better at doing all the wrong things. Why do you think we skip class to listen to you speak?
Finally, all you morons who argue with and indulge the Speakers. SHUTUP! You may think you're making them look stupid, but you're really only embarassing yourself. No one cares about what you read in a Dan Brown novel or your Witches' Handbook. Let me sit here and enjoy my damnation in peace.
So I'm walking to my classes today and it becomes painfully clear that Spring is in the air. It's funny how the mind can block out all the bad when it wants something. I'm not sure how Spring is characterized at other universities but here at Mizzou, Spring means unsightly new "fashion", increasingly horrible attendance, a rise in the amount of fair-skinned individuals who appear to be at war with the black community for the Apollo's Favorite Children award, and of course, eternal damnation being rained upon us from Speaker's Circle. There was a time when these events were humorous to me but now they are just...wait, no. They are still hilarious!!!
So I wonder what new fashion will emerge victorious in this year's Blind Man's Wardrobe contest? I think it is a good year to wear bras on the outside of tank tops. Instead of popping collars, why not just remove them altogether -- but be sure to leave the frays as a sign of your creativity. Forget pony tails, just wrap your hair around your neck, ladies -- oh yea, that looks good! Fellas, turn baseball caps inside out, wear knee pads with shorts, and bring back Aviator sunglasses -- Top Gun-style! Hmm, what else? We've done skorts, we've done tights under skirts...how else can we wear skirts while simultaneously eliminating the sexiness, convenience and good taste that comes with them? I know! Let's wear skirts underneath some 3XL t-shirts that go down to your ankles! Now that's fashion, baby!
As for class...well, somethings are for the better! Skip on, my friends, skip on.
I suppose I understand the concept behind Spring Break Tans. But don't you think you're going a little overboard? I mean, if the only definitive characterisic of your racial profile is how your hair reacts to water then I think there is something wrong. But maybe that's just me...
And to all the preachers, activists, and fanatics of Speaker's Circle: We know we are going to hell just as the world is going to shit. It's not that we don't care...we're just better at doing all the wrong things. Why do you think we skip class to listen to you speak?
Finally, all you morons who argue with and indulge the Speakers. SHUTUP! You may think you're making them look stupid, but you're really only embarassing yourself. No one cares about what you read in a Dan Brown novel or your Witches' Handbook. Let me sit here and enjoy my damnation in peace.