seriously wtf subconscious??
Okay, dream analysts, riddle me this: last night I dreamed there was a white LED light shining from my crotch.
Not like old Greg's mangina; it was more like a car headlight. And it was really bright.
Like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Only brighter.
And it was kind of embarrassing, because (in the dream) I'd got up in the middle of the night to tiptoe downstairs to use the loo next to the room where Sherlock and John were sleeping, and I didn't want to wake them up, and then suddenly I'm blazing like a fucking lighthouse beacon.
Although, come to think of it, the needing-to-pee thing might explain it...maybe it was just my indicator light saying that my tank was full? :/
Q
what in the world did I eat last night...
Not like old Greg's mangina; it was more like a car headlight. And it was really bright.
Like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Only brighter.
And it was kind of embarrassing, because (in the dream) I'd got up in the middle of the night to tiptoe downstairs to use the loo next to the room where Sherlock and John were sleeping, and I didn't want to wake them up, and then suddenly I'm blazing like a fucking lighthouse beacon.
Although, come to think of it, the needing-to-pee thing might explain it...maybe it was just my indicator light saying that my tank was full? :/
Q
what in the world did I eat last night...