"Melody Pond"? "Song" + "body of water"?
"I wish I could tell you that you'll be loved...that you'll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn't a time for lies." Ain't that the fucking truth. They ought to play that on a loop in every maternity ward on the planet.
Monks!
BAMF RORY FTW!! :D
"Headless Monks"?
"We're the thin fat gay married Anglican Marines. Why would we need names as well?"
"Conversion tutorial"? =8(
"Are you ready to make a donation?" *slicing sound effect* Nice. :)
The maid's called "Jenny"? :/
"Captain Harcott, I hope someday to meet you in the glory of battle, where I shall crush the life from your worthless human form. Try and get some rest."
"Unless there's two of them." "No. That's a whole different birthday." XD
"Demons run when a good man goes to war."
Wow...almost fifteen full minutes of wtf-ery before we finally get something that looks like an explanation.
"And they never ever can be..." "Surprised!" THANK YOU. Was waiting for that.
"Hello everyone! Guess Who?"
Hot lizard lesbian love!
Rehi pirates!
"Oh look, I'm angry. That's new." Not really, Doctor.
"Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many." :) Ooh...love that. Very subtle.
"A crying Roman with a baby. Definitely cool."
"Eugh, kissing and crying. I'll be back in a bit."
"I speak baby. I speak everything."
What's the Doctor doing while he's hugging her? He's hugging her too long.
"Anger is always the shortest distance to a mistake." Moff, you're just a font of pithy adages today, aren't you?
"When did this baby...begin?" "Well how would I know? That's all human-y private stuff. It just sort of goes on, they don't put up a balloon or anything!" BUT I THINK THEY TOTALLY SHOULD NOW. XD "Balloon on the door; keep out!"
"Oh God! That's the attack prayer!" XD Hooray for calling things what they really are!
"Fooling you once was a joy." Flesh baby?
Wow...Rory's still standing! Must feel weird for him not to be dead for once.
"I've had a good life. I'm nearly twelve." :(
Ooh, sneaky Doctor...stroking poor dying Lorna's cheek like that, pretending you're comforting her, when what you're really doing is reading her memory of you so you can pretend you remembered her. Tricksy Time Lord.
"Because the only water in the forest is the River." ♥
"I'm your daughter." Hrm...lovely reveal, but...to quote Moffat...who always lies?
"Let's Kill Hitler??" Let's Kill Hitler??? Well THAT'S a lovely fucking title to come back on! *laughs ass off*
Will probably post later about all the plot problems this reveal creates, maybe. Because there's a lot. But right now I'm cheerfully full of pizza and waiting to watch the Confidential, so.
EDIT:
oncelikeshari pointed out that "Danny Boy" was Mark Gatiss's voice from the Winston Churchill ep what he wrote back in s5. Yay Mycroft!
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