To be or not to be...pregnant?!
Two bits of John Simm info to share.
First, his Hamlet looks completely delicious:
"...Threesome? Thought you'd never ask!"
"Right, Scene 1. John, you're just filling in until Tennant gets back, right?"
"John, love, did you add a line there? Only I don't think Shakespeare would be too keen on Hamlet saying he'll "fucking have them up at Elsinore, an' all". Sorry, pet."
"Horatio, you're seeing ghosts? Whoah, dude...you have GOT to stop sniffing that Weetabix, for reals."
Oh lord...there's his Sir Larry Olivier shot, right there. *snurk*
"Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended." "ORLY??"
As part of his madness, Hamlet forces Polonius to play the most boring game of duck-duck-goose ever in Danish history.
Mmmm... No funny remark here, just plentiful nommability.
And while I'm at it, here's two more that I've posted already, but you're getting them again anyway because they is pretty:
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Second, he appears to be pregnant with Simon Pegg's baby.
simonpegg: Me and John Simm are going to make a baby.
caitlinmoran: *two men in Crouch End draw eyes on a tennis ball and put it in a babygro*
simonpegg: It will wear nothing but 'No Added Sugar' super cool baby wear. None of that Asda seven for three quid stuff.
caitlinmoran: I think you should call it "Kal-El" and FIRE it into space in a space-pod (cardboard box with Doctor Who stickers on it)
simonpegg: Done! Good luck son. Your mother John and I are so proud.
caitlinmoran: Hahah I'm seeing John on the school run in half an hour. I can't wait to tell him he's pregnant.
simonpegg: Say it suits him for god's sake. He's funny about his bum.
caitlinmoran: Maybe I'll play it cool - just give him some folic acid tablets, and tearful hug.
simonpegg: I wouldn't. I blew him a kiss the other day, he cried for an hour and twenty minutes. Said it was because he was 'so happy'.
caitlinmoran: I just texted him - he says he's worried that you might be hurting the baby when you make love.
simonpegg: Not the way we do it.
caitlinmoran: That's what he's told me, Mark Rylance and Clare Goose. Maybe you should go to Relate *helpful face*
simonpegg: Maybe we'll do that. It's not like we do it much anyway. 5 maybe 6 times a week. *grateful face*.
caitlinmoran: When Patrick Stewart and Tom from Kasabian had similar problems with their bum-baby, they were very helpful.
simonpegg: Our baby will gestate in John's tummy but come out of my mouth. It's all the rage. Like Pilates. Bum babies are soooo 2009.
caitlinmoran: That's going to be an amazing day in Starbucks, Crouch End. Pls text me when you start contractions. I'll pop over from Spazzio's
simonpegg: Will do. We're actually thinking about a Banners birth. They cook the placenta in jerk sauce and serve it with rice and peas.
caitlinmoran: I thought you'd go for a home delivery (tiffin tin)
simonpegg: There are no words.
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