And thanne they donne sexxe
You must all go read this immediately - it's a short piece of Five/Ainley!Master fic, written in the style of The Canterbury Tales...in both modern AND Middle English.
Thanne did he speke in bref agyne,
'Maistre' quod he, 'thon TARDES or myne?'
So did this Maistre tak his mayte
And led him to without the gayte,
And did clepe him anoon,
And yused his hondes in lewed fashioon,
Provoking such wanten sounde
As mayde the very stones resounde..
Q
go; read; adore; worship