Top Gear - s14ep5
Hee! Mockery for the Hamster calendar! 'Why are you drunk in all the pictures?'
Ooh, liking the v8 shark...
Jeez, it's been a bad series for Clarkson's family store, hasn't it?
Aww, poor Richard's painting...I wish he would have done one for real; he's pretty good.
Hee! 'We had to take precautions.' *Jeremy taped to a chair* 'I could help!' HA! 'This is like a scene out of Reservoir Dogs.' 'Don't give us ideas.'
'Richard flippin' Hammond is with us!' "YES!"
HA! I want the Crash Test Dummy Thinker in my living room.
Holy cow, James is wearing sneakers. Mister Rogers sneakers, true, but sneakers nonetheless.
'Top Arses Gallery'...*snurk* (okay, so it was cheap and scripted; what can I say? I laughed)
*admires the First Annual Jeremy Clarkson 10-metre Art Gallery Relay Dash*
'Eventually, the Countash was brought in on a giant special...Thing.'
*loves the whole football match appearance*
'How much do you have to hate somebody to sit down with a piece of cloth and then do THAT to him??'
*wants to pet James's blue velvet jacket*
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