the oncoming storm
oh yes...that special monthly time is vast approaching. my first clue: i am CRANKY AS HELL (although that might have more to do with the fucking telemarketers spamming my phone with their LOUD BEEPY FAX MACHINES before 6 in the morning for the second night in a row. they really need to be boiled in spam and slowly eaten by termites, those folks).
my second clue: all the inanimate objects in the apartment are plotting my downfall. if you don't hear from me within the next 24 hours, send in the ghostbusters. and the trading spaces / queer eye team.
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