Re: Dean/Castiel, Different to Other Men (part two)x_shadowwings_xJune 2 2010, 22:21:44 UTC
This is possibly the crackiest thing I've done in ages, but I should imagine Dean's reaction something like this ...
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Castiel returned to the motel room, carrying a box filled with a whole, still warm, cherry pie, to find Dean sitting bolt upright in bed, face pale and eyes staring blindly at the far wall.
“Is something wrong, Dean?” Castiel asked, slowing to a stop in the middle of the room to stare quizzically at his lover.
“Dude, you know I’m pregnant?” Dean asked, turning wide and horrified green eyes onto the angel, freckles standing vividly out on his too pale cheeks.
“Yes?” Castiel replied, making the singular word a question.
“Just how in hell’s that baby coming outta me?” Dean asked. “ I don’t have any, you know, women bits. The only other place it‘s coming outta me is my ass.”
“Yes, Dean. I thought you were already aware of this,” Castiel replied, calmly.
“Dude, I’m having an ass-baby,“ Dean said, hands trembling now upon the bedcovers.
“Yes,” Castiel said, slowly placing the pie in front of Dean and running from the room just on the off-chance Dean decided to throw it.
He was already halfway down the corridor before Dean had even finished his scream of - “FUUUUUUUUU - “
Re: Dean/Castiel, Different to Other Men (part two)timey_wimey_kidJune 3 2010, 20:48:34 UTC
Oh my chuck poor Dean. LOL forever.
For the record, when it comes to MPREG birth, I'm leaning towards Caesarean. It's kinda more comforting than the... other option. Not just for the obvious reason, but imagine the kid grows up to the point when he finally asks his daddies The Question: "Where'd I come from?"
Re: Dean/Castiel, Different to Other Men (part two)x_shadowwings_xJune 3 2010, 22:32:49 UTC
LOL, poor Dean indeed! XD
Yeah, I agree, a Caesarian is a far better option for an MPREG birth. Oh dear, yeah, you've got a point; it would not make for a comfortable conversation for all involved when the child asked the inevitable question!
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Castiel returned to the motel room, carrying a box filled with a whole, still warm, cherry pie, to find Dean sitting bolt upright in bed, face pale and eyes staring blindly at the far wall.
“Is something wrong, Dean?” Castiel asked, slowing to a stop in the middle of the room to stare quizzically at his lover.
“Dude, you know I’m pregnant?” Dean asked, turning wide and horrified green eyes onto the angel, freckles standing vividly out on his too pale cheeks.
“Yes?” Castiel replied, making the singular word a question.
“Just how in hell’s that baby coming outta me?” Dean asked. “ I don’t have any, you know, women bits. The only other place it‘s coming outta me is my ass.”
“Yes, Dean. I thought you were already aware of this,” Castiel replied, calmly.
“Dude, I’m having an ass-baby,“ Dean said, hands trembling now upon the bedcovers.
“Yes,” Castiel said, slowly placing the pie in front of Dean and running from the room just on the off-chance Dean decided to throw it.
He was already halfway down the corridor before Dean had even finished his scream of - “FUUUUUUUUU - “
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For the record, when it comes to MPREG birth, I'm leaning towards Caesarean. It's kinda more comforting than the... other option. Not just for the obvious reason, but imagine the kid grows up to the point when he finally asks his daddies The Question: "Where'd I come from?"
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Yeah, I agree, a Caesarian is a far better option for an MPREG birth. Oh dear, yeah, you've got a point; it would not make for a comfortable conversation for all involved when the child asked the inevitable question!
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