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Medical Terminology for Pre-Med Students at Texas A&M University
Artery: The study of fine paintings
Barium: What you do when CPR fails
Caesarean Section: A district in Rome
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A puntuation mark
Congenital: Friendly
Dilate: To live longer
Fester: Quicker
G.I. Series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers
Hangnail: A coat hook
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane
Minor operation: coal digging
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrate: Lower than a day rate
Node: Was aware of
Organic: Musical
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Protein: In favor of young people
Secretion: Hiding anything
Serology: A study of English knighthood
Tumor: An extra pair
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose Veins: Veins which are very close together
From Frank & Cynthia's fridge
Artery: The study of fine paintings
Barium: What you do when CPR fails
Caesarean Section: A district in Rome
Colic: A sheep dog
Coma: A puntuation mark
Congenital: Friendly
Dilate: To live longer
Fester: Quicker
G.I. Series: Baseball games between teams of soldiers
Hangnail: A coat hook
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane
Minor operation: coal digging
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrate: Lower than a day rate
Node: Was aware of
Organic: Musical
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Protein: In favor of young people
Secretion: Hiding anything
Serology: A study of English knighthood
Tumor: An extra pair
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose Veins: Veins which are very close together
From Frank & Cynthia's fridge