I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK.. F#CK MYSPACE! It's all about the livejournal bay-bee!

[qteajocey]

I'm soooo tired... I wanna write a new blog but.. I just... can't... Nothing.. Comes out... But.. sleepyness................... Wait no.. That comes 'IN' I'm receiving the sleepyness from someone.. could be GOD. Cuz, you know, he does that to people.. GIVES THEM STUFF.. Not specifically 'sleepyness' cuz that would be me implying God is boring.. G-DAWG/Unit is sooo not boring.. And in his house they give stale bread that actually tastes GRRRRRREAT (Tony the Tiger?? I miss him : ( Any who.. Back to talkin' about the Big Cheese's house (A Chuckie Cheese of sorts..Instead of tokens its bread coins! YAAISS! Every kid loves those.. Unless you are a jew.. Would you like it? I'm unsure. I don't know any jews.. If you know one.. Tell me. Cuz.. I wanna know one..I think a jew would prefer an actual coin.. I hear they like money alot. lol) Hmm... All I've seemed to be typing is... Well. Blasphemy.. I shall be going to hell then. I suppose I already knew that.. No shocker... Cuz.. you know.. I'm overly moral.. Yet, I always SAY inappropriate things. I may not be a whore.. BUT I TALK ABOUT THEM/LIKE ONE! lol.. I love it. Anywho... I'm tired soooooooooooooooo.. G'night.

Te Amo. Actually, whomever you are.. Te Quiero.. If I 'amo-ed' you.. It would mean.. That I loved you romantically.. However.. I don't know who you are none-the-less am I THAT MUCH IN LOVE WITH YOU! I just love you cuz I love every human being in the world.. Especially ones that read my blog.. AND COMMENT. If thats not a hint someone should punch you in the crotch. With.. JAZZ HANDS!

**randomly does the shimmy with my boobs**

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**randomly vomits... then shimmies again**