Aug 20, 2009 12:41
I have been curbing my boredom of late by writing responses to the handfuls of Nigerian scam emails I now receive on a regular basis...
Today, Mrs. Plestina Messi (CEO of PM Textiles) wrote, "...behold, it's still till date my living testimoney that I got my full fund valued at $12,800,000.00 Million in less than 4 working days, at the expense equivalent to only $355.02, that was all I paid to be frank... I saw your email address among pending fund to be paid in the process of signing the needed documents to get my fund. The full contact details of Mr. Perters are provided below... You can give him a call to very verbally confirm that yourself."
I responded, "Hello Plestina,
It are to be very good in hearing your email today. I am like that you will say I have a good help. Please let me know more of it. I hope that the day is good also on you for the sunshine and healthy. Today is being for some money I will like and to very verbally pay to me.
Sincerely,
[Undisclosed Fake Name]"
I like when they write back again. That's when it gets fun! :)