Guys' Code

Jan 17, 2006 10:34

Today's Lesson: Bros Before Hoes

Settle down ladies.. this isn't to say that all girls are hoes. It just sounds good I guess. Besides, I didn't make it up.
Some consider this to be the Golden Rule when it comes to male relationships. This rule cannot be stressed enough. Basically, this rule states that girls come and go but your boys are your boys. You NEVER allow some random chick to come between you and your boys. You NEVER alienate your boys in favor of some chick. NEVER. There are only two exceptions to this rule:

1) Wife or SERIOUS girlfriend
2) There must be a STRONG pre-existing relationship. In other words, she better have been on your team a LONG time and been through a LOT more with you than your boys.

Breaking this rule is the ultimate slap-in-the-face to your friends. In a less civilized society this would be punishable by castration (since you don't deserve to have a penis if you break this rule).

More tomorrow and a pleasant day to you all.
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