Jesus Love You (Making Fun of his Signs)
Back at Acadia, there was a United Baptist Church just between the edge of campus and the rest of downtown. As is often the case, this church had one of those signs where announcing the title of the upcoming sermon and other important (to the church) information.
The signs were often quite (unintentionally) amusing with bizarre titles and the like so my friends and I would eagerly anticipate each new sign, to the point where we would complain if they were a day late changing the sign (to ourselves. We didn't go to the church to complain or anything.)
Ever since those days I have always kept an eye out for amusing church signs. I never really found any back in Pictou County. There were a good number of signs, of course, but they rarely tried to get creative (and hence lame) so they weren't really notable.
Here in Toronto, there are quite a few church signs around as well. Some of them can be pretty funny, but there's one on Mt. Pleasant in particular that has a tendency to provide really hilariously lame signage, often with cheesy puns and the like.
My old favorite from them was, "Seven days without prayer makes one weak." Pretty lame, huh? I figured it would be difficult to top that one, but this week's sign just may be able to do it.
The sign:
CH CH
WHAT IS MISSING?
U R
Now that's some lame church signage.
The signs were often quite (unintentionally) amusing with bizarre titles and the like so my friends and I would eagerly anticipate each new sign, to the point where we would complain if they were a day late changing the sign (to ourselves. We didn't go to the church to complain or anything.)
Ever since those days I have always kept an eye out for amusing church signs. I never really found any back in Pictou County. There were a good number of signs, of course, but they rarely tried to get creative (and hence lame) so they weren't really notable.
Here in Toronto, there are quite a few church signs around as well. Some of them can be pretty funny, but there's one on Mt. Pleasant in particular that has a tendency to provide really hilariously lame signage, often with cheesy puns and the like.
My old favorite from them was, "Seven days without prayer makes one weak." Pretty lame, huh? I figured it would be difficult to top that one, but this week's sign just may be able to do it.
The sign:
CH CH
WHAT IS MISSING?
U R
Now that's some lame church signage.