KITTY!

[qo]

Kitty, kitty, on my coffe table.
No name, "Kitty" is your only label.
"Meow," says kitty. It's not a negative.
My cute lil' kitty is always positive.

I like kitty. Kitty doesn't say no.
One day, it'll be a pussy, though.
Pussy, pussy never says yes.
Even when I look my pussy-pleasin' best.

I look at my kitty, brown and white.
He opens his mouth and says, "Hey you, let's fight!"
He claws my pants and bites my biggest toe.
I say, "Hey! You can't do that to Qo!"

He says "Sure I can. Watch me."
I'm like, "Ahh! A talking cat I see!"
He stops in his tracks and goes "Meow."
Meow is cool 'cause it's not a no's ow.