Dead Baby Jokes
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it.
What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
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The wall behind it.
What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What is the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
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