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Dec 20, 2004 19:15

Jon T34418L3 1: you woke me up riding down my street on your fire truck
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?

Jon T34418L3 1: fuck no but i see you are theres candy canes in my yard asshole and your siren woke me up i was sleeping in untill alteast 7 pm
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?

Jon T34418L3 1: shut the fuck up
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?

Jon T34418L3 1: you are the problem
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?

Jon T34418L3 1: you woke me up
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Jon T34418L3 1: yeah what bitch
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

Jon T34418L3 1: yeah i fuck your wife cus your too busy
SantaClaus: Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure .

Now type menu.
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