The Joys of Long Legs and Fishnet Stockings (oneshot)
Title: The Joys of Long Legs and Fishnet Stockings
Pairing: Slight Seunghyun/Younghak and Jinchul/Yejun
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~2300
Warnings: Genderswitch
Summary: One by one, F.Cuz are turning into girls, and it's not as weird as it sounds.
The curse, as they come to call it, hits Yejun first, and shocks everyone except Jinchul who is convinced that it must be Seunghyun's fault somehow, because Seunghyun was making Yejun rehearse a little too much for their crossdressing skit and after seeing Yejun in a wig every single day, him obtaining a matching female body makes sense. Younghak, on the other hand, is devastated.
"I miss him so much," he croaks into Jinchul's shoulder fives minutes after discovering the "new" Yejun stretched out on the coach early in the morning. Up until Younghak's screech, he hadn't even noticed the change. He gives his best friend a solid punch on the shoulder as he passes Younghak on the way to check himself out in the mirror.
He twists his new body around, pinches his soft, flat stomach, lifts up his t-shirt and gives a disappointed sigh. At least he won't need a bra. Seunghyun gives Yejun a quick once over on his way to the toilet just as Yejun is investigating his ass.
"Not bad," he mumbles, and Yejun smirks back. Younghak is staring forlornly into a bowl of cereal when Yejun leaps into the kitchen and flashes him. The look that follows the horrified cry, a mix of curiosity and something else which Yejun had never expected nor hoped to see in his friend's eyes, gives Yejun nightmares that night.
And so Yejun decides that his initial plan of going nude until he changes back, which had seemed perfect to provide endless amusement, is going to need to be altered a little.
Being a girl, on the surface, doesn't affect Yejun's way of life. He wanders around the dorm in his usual t-shirt, jeans or sweatpants. Now and then he opts for boxers instead, which show of his long, smooth legs. The legs are his favorite part. He can be lying on the couch, reading a magazine or watching tv, dangling his new, gorgeous limbs over the arm and with the slightest indication of hunger or displeasure have Jinchul running to the kitchen to make him a snack, running to the bedroom to fetch a blanket, or even running out to pick up whatever Yejun might be craving.
Jinchul is probably the most affected by Yejun's change despite his initial acceptance. Younghak calms down and accepts that Yejun is still Yejun, even with the new, special parts which only occasionally Younghak ogles. Not that Jinchul finds Yejun all that different, really, and he'd always been very easily manipulated. It is as if something clicks in his mind when Yejun changes. Yejun will catch Jinchul staring at him like he has a world of new opportunities opening ahead of him, and that's usually when Yejun sends him on an errand.
Because female or not, Jinchul is going to have to earn it.
While Jinchul is running his errands and Younghak is questioning his universe, Seunghyun steps right in and takes it upon himself to teach Yejun to be a girl. Yejun isn't pleased, because he in no way intends to be a girl just because his body dictates it, but Seunghyun is so persistent that Yejun eventually gives in and lets his friend do what he will.
Every morning, Seunghyun makes Yejun take a shower. While both of them are aware that girls, too, skip showers now and then, Yejun has to agree that he would rather not find out what being an unwashed girl is like from his current point of you. After the shower, Seunghyun gently dries and brushes Yejun hair, arranging it in a style he deems fitting for Yejun's girlish face. Then there's make up and a daily nail check. It doesn't surprise Yejun a bit that Seunghyun seems to enjoy the routine more than he should. He even offers to run out and pick up Yejun some clothes, but that's where Yejun draws the line. While female, he has no intention of leaving the house, and he sees no reason to buy new clothes when he's perfectly happy running around in his pajamas.
Seunghyun doesn't get a chance to fully argue his point because the curse hits him next. Like Yejun, he doesn't notice the change right away. He crawls out of bed and trudges into the bathroom to get ready before Yejun wakes up and they start their morning routine. He tries to use the bathroom and runs into a bit of a problem. Unlike Yejun, he goes running back into the bedroom shouting obscenities and bouncing in places he'd never bounced before. Jinchul and Younghak react accordingly, leaping from their bunks with surprise. Yejun stays awake long enough to be relieved that he's no longer the only one and then he's back asleep.
Suddenly, the F.Cuz dorm faces a new problem. Changing into a girl hadn't changed much about Yejun's body: a little more curve here or there, some slight additions to his chest and the sudden magnetic appeal of his legs. Seunghyun, though, is different, and damn is he proud of it.
As a boy, Seunghyun hadn't had much to be proud of in his body. He'd struggled with weight such that he could never even hope for abs. His stomach was always at least a little squishier than he'd like. His legs, while strong and muscular, were much bigger than the majority of other idols'. Apparently, all of these imperfections translated into what Seunghyun would proudly proclaim as the sexiest female body in the universe. Curvy thighs, full hips, relatively slim waist and, yes, a beautiful pair of breasts accompanied by his already sultry facial features make for a very pretty, very playful, very evil problem.
The new morning routine continues, but with a small addition. Now Seunghyun makes Yejun shower with him every morning, meaning that for thirty minutes Jinchul and Younghak lie in their beds trying not to think too hard about the giggles and complaints echoing from the bathroom next store. Seunghyun lets Yejun get away with his natural, as-little-make-up-as-possible look, but goes all-out on himself. He gives himself smokey eyes and uses far too much lip-gloss, but the effect is powerful. After mere hours of putting up with Seunghyun's smoldering winks and endless attempts to kiss him, Younghak breaks down and refuses to look at Seunghyun for two full days. In the meantime, Seunghyun switches from wearing pajamas to going around in boxers and his old, stretched out wife-beaters, which from almost every angle gave his audience a good look at what he has to offer.
When Jinchul finds out that all Seunghyun needs is shopping money and he'll stop, he readily hands over his allowance for the next month. And then, four hours later, Seunghyun and Yejun return, Seunghyun decked out in a dress that's tight, short, but perfectly suited for the fishnet stockings below. Younghak's boycott continues for another day and a half. It ends when he finally sits down, kisses Seunghyun and admits that, hey, this isn't so bad after all. And apparently that's what Seunghyun had wanted, because his promiscuous antics end there.
Yejun thinks it's all rather strange, what's going on. Sure, they'd joked plenty about who would date who if such-and-such were a girl, but in reality one would think it would be more complicated than that. And yet, all of a sudden, Younghak and Seunghyun are going on dates and cuddling like any other couple, and Jinchul insists on holding Yejun's hand whenever they run errands together and Yejun is starting to not find it weird. They've gone from band to perpetual double-date, and he knows something has got to give, and it does.
Yejun wakes up one morning, Younghak and Seunghyun cuddling in the bunk across from him, to Jinchul standing over him with tears in his eyes. At first, Yejun thinks his friend must be as horrified at the scene in the other bunk as Yejun is, and then he notices that Jinchul has his arms crossed over his chest in embarrassment. With a heavy sigh, Yejun forces himself out of bed and escorts Jinchul to the bathroom for his first morning as a woman.
Much to Seunghyun's dismay, Jinchul turns out to be the most well-endowed of the three of them. Not that it pleases their leader any, though Yejun does catch him poking his new additions with a strange look of amusement now and then when he thinks he's alone. The transformation is a much-needed relief for Yejun, who'd slowly begun to weaken against Jinchul's onslaught of subtle attempts at seduction. Nothing like constant, intense staring from across the room and texts demanding minute-by-minute updates whenever Yejun went out to make him appreciate his old gender. With female Jinchul, Yejun can let his friend sleep in the same bed and not worry about whether or not he's really sleeping.
Meanwhile, Jinchul on the surface appears to not notice the transition at all. His new form is slender and attractively athletic. His gorilla-like features are much softer, even charming, on his female face. In all his wildest dreams he'd never have imagined he'd look so good as a woman, so all-in-all he's very pleased.
And, of course, Jinchul takes full advantage of his new level of intimacy with female Yejun. Before he knows it, Yejun is spenidng hours a day being dragged into this or that store, forced to try on various arrays of embarrassing clothing while Jinchul takes pictures with his phone. This has to be harrassment, but Yejun hasn't been a girl long enough to know how to do anything about it, especially since it's strictly against his moral code to hit a girl regardless of what gender she used to be. So, for the time being, he glowers at Jinchuls iPhone and resists the urge to smack his friend's pretty face.
Younghak, on the other hand, is thriving. The only male left, he likes to think of himself as the new Man of the House, and Seunghyun allows him to think as much as he sends Younghak on various errands for food, chick-flicks and anything else that pops into his mind. Having a girlfriend, as he so lovingly refers to the new Seunghyun, does wonders for his well-being. He can hardly stand still when they're together, bouncing on the balls of his feet and stealing glances at the beautiful girl on his arm when they're in public. Seunghyun severely forbids Jinchul and Yejun from bursting the poor guy's bubble, and even calls Younghak "oppa" when asked.
Yejun's just glad that he no longer has to shower with Seunghyun, even if that does mean he has to endure the horrific sounds that emanate from the bathroom when Younghak and Seunghyun decide to "clean up," and let's them carry on with their fantasy. Unfortunately Jinchul soon takes Seunghyun's place and Yejun dismally accepts he'll never shower alone again.
Yes, in Younghak's universe, everything is going splendidly. That is, until a thought hits him while the four of them are watching a new Sandra Bullock film in the living room: he's next.
The thought must have been a premature burst of female intuition, because he awakens the very next morning a brand new woman.
As anyone who knew Choi Younghak in the slightest could predict, he takes the transformation the hardest of all of them. For six hours, he refuses to leave his bed, the blanket pulled up to his chin to hide his change from the world. Finally he allows himself to emerge in order to take a much needed trip to the bathroom, after which he proceeds to curl up into a ball on the floor and cry. Seunghyun tries to cheer the poor boy, or girl, up by telling him that he makes a very sexy girl, but that only makes Younghak sob all the more bitterly.
"You look like a Korean Angelina Jolie!" Seunghyun insists, rubbing Younghak's now slender shoulders.
Younghak wails, "I don't want to be Angelina Jolie! I want to be Rain!"
Seunghyun rolls his eyes and continues to stroke Younghak's long, thick hair. "Well, how about Lee Hyori instead?"
Younghak refuses to speak to his girlfriend for the remainder of the day. Yejun refuses to tolerate the crying, though, and drags the new Younghak, who is now much lighter and therefore much easier to drag, into the bathroom, where he proceeds to strip his screaming friend, shove him into the shower, and introduce him briskly to all of his new parts and how to clean them. Sitting on the toilet with his long legs crossed, he waits until his friend completes his first shower and then, more gently this time, escorts Younghak out of the bathroom.
Eventually, Younghak comes to a sort of truce with his body. When he's sure no one is looking, Younghak practices a few of his dance moves in from of the bedroom mirror. His legs are long and muscular, but not too muscular. He has the perfect dancer's body, and as a girl he finds himself no longer missing his old abs. Better yet, his perfectly toned body gives him an amazing s-line, which from then on he admires as much as he can.
By some miracle, being of the same sex again cools down Younghak and Seunghyun's relationship. Their kisses turn friendly, their hours together cuddling become much more tame, and Yejun no longer hates staying in the dorm all day. The change somehow calms Jinchul's advances as well, and, for the most part, normalcy returns.
Yejun is the first to change back into a boy, but he hides it from his friends for a few days with hats and baggy clothing. A few extra days eating chocolate and watching tear-jerkers never hurt anyone. His next order of business is destroying Jinchul's phone, which he does the second Jinchul notices that the old Yejun is back.
Pairing: Slight Seunghyun/Younghak and Jinchul/Yejun
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~2300
Warnings: Genderswitch
Summary: One by one, F.Cuz are turning into girls, and it's not as weird as it sounds.
The curse, as they come to call it, hits Yejun first, and shocks everyone except Jinchul who is convinced that it must be Seunghyun's fault somehow, because Seunghyun was making Yejun rehearse a little too much for their crossdressing skit and after seeing Yejun in a wig every single day, him obtaining a matching female body makes sense. Younghak, on the other hand, is devastated.
"I miss him so much," he croaks into Jinchul's shoulder fives minutes after discovering the "new" Yejun stretched out on the coach early in the morning. Up until Younghak's screech, he hadn't even noticed the change. He gives his best friend a solid punch on the shoulder as he passes Younghak on the way to check himself out in the mirror.
He twists his new body around, pinches his soft, flat stomach, lifts up his t-shirt and gives a disappointed sigh. At least he won't need a bra. Seunghyun gives Yejun a quick once over on his way to the toilet just as Yejun is investigating his ass.
"Not bad," he mumbles, and Yejun smirks back. Younghak is staring forlornly into a bowl of cereal when Yejun leaps into the kitchen and flashes him. The look that follows the horrified cry, a mix of curiosity and something else which Yejun had never expected nor hoped to see in his friend's eyes, gives Yejun nightmares that night.
And so Yejun decides that his initial plan of going nude until he changes back, which had seemed perfect to provide endless amusement, is going to need to be altered a little.
Being a girl, on the surface, doesn't affect Yejun's way of life. He wanders around the dorm in his usual t-shirt, jeans or sweatpants. Now and then he opts for boxers instead, which show of his long, smooth legs. The legs are his favorite part. He can be lying on the couch, reading a magazine or watching tv, dangling his new, gorgeous limbs over the arm and with the slightest indication of hunger or displeasure have Jinchul running to the kitchen to make him a snack, running to the bedroom to fetch a blanket, or even running out to pick up whatever Yejun might be craving.
Jinchul is probably the most affected by Yejun's change despite his initial acceptance. Younghak calms down and accepts that Yejun is still Yejun, even with the new, special parts which only occasionally Younghak ogles. Not that Jinchul finds Yejun all that different, really, and he'd always been very easily manipulated. It is as if something clicks in his mind when Yejun changes. Yejun will catch Jinchul staring at him like he has a world of new opportunities opening ahead of him, and that's usually when Yejun sends him on an errand.
Because female or not, Jinchul is going to have to earn it.
While Jinchul is running his errands and Younghak is questioning his universe, Seunghyun steps right in and takes it upon himself to teach Yejun to be a girl. Yejun isn't pleased, because he in no way intends to be a girl just because his body dictates it, but Seunghyun is so persistent that Yejun eventually gives in and lets his friend do what he will.
Every morning, Seunghyun makes Yejun take a shower. While both of them are aware that girls, too, skip showers now and then, Yejun has to agree that he would rather not find out what being an unwashed girl is like from his current point of you. After the shower, Seunghyun gently dries and brushes Yejun hair, arranging it in a style he deems fitting for Yejun's girlish face. Then there's make up and a daily nail check. It doesn't surprise Yejun a bit that Seunghyun seems to enjoy the routine more than he should. He even offers to run out and pick up Yejun some clothes, but that's where Yejun draws the line. While female, he has no intention of leaving the house, and he sees no reason to buy new clothes when he's perfectly happy running around in his pajamas.
Seunghyun doesn't get a chance to fully argue his point because the curse hits him next. Like Yejun, he doesn't notice the change right away. He crawls out of bed and trudges into the bathroom to get ready before Yejun wakes up and they start their morning routine. He tries to use the bathroom and runs into a bit of a problem. Unlike Yejun, he goes running back into the bedroom shouting obscenities and bouncing in places he'd never bounced before. Jinchul and Younghak react accordingly, leaping from their bunks with surprise. Yejun stays awake long enough to be relieved that he's no longer the only one and then he's back asleep.
Suddenly, the F.Cuz dorm faces a new problem. Changing into a girl hadn't changed much about Yejun's body: a little more curve here or there, some slight additions to his chest and the sudden magnetic appeal of his legs. Seunghyun, though, is different, and damn is he proud of it.
As a boy, Seunghyun hadn't had much to be proud of in his body. He'd struggled with weight such that he could never even hope for abs. His stomach was always at least a little squishier than he'd like. His legs, while strong and muscular, were much bigger than the majority of other idols'. Apparently, all of these imperfections translated into what Seunghyun would proudly proclaim as the sexiest female body in the universe. Curvy thighs, full hips, relatively slim waist and, yes, a beautiful pair of breasts accompanied by his already sultry facial features make for a very pretty, very playful, very evil problem.
The new morning routine continues, but with a small addition. Now Seunghyun makes Yejun shower with him every morning, meaning that for thirty minutes Jinchul and Younghak lie in their beds trying not to think too hard about the giggles and complaints echoing from the bathroom next store. Seunghyun lets Yejun get away with his natural, as-little-make-up-as-possible look, but goes all-out on himself. He gives himself smokey eyes and uses far too much lip-gloss, but the effect is powerful. After mere hours of putting up with Seunghyun's smoldering winks and endless attempts to kiss him, Younghak breaks down and refuses to look at Seunghyun for two full days. In the meantime, Seunghyun switches from wearing pajamas to going around in boxers and his old, stretched out wife-beaters, which from almost every angle gave his audience a good look at what he has to offer.
When Jinchul finds out that all Seunghyun needs is shopping money and he'll stop, he readily hands over his allowance for the next month. And then, four hours later, Seunghyun and Yejun return, Seunghyun decked out in a dress that's tight, short, but perfectly suited for the fishnet stockings below. Younghak's boycott continues for another day and a half. It ends when he finally sits down, kisses Seunghyun and admits that, hey, this isn't so bad after all. And apparently that's what Seunghyun had wanted, because his promiscuous antics end there.
Yejun thinks it's all rather strange, what's going on. Sure, they'd joked plenty about who would date who if such-and-such were a girl, but in reality one would think it would be more complicated than that. And yet, all of a sudden, Younghak and Seunghyun are going on dates and cuddling like any other couple, and Jinchul insists on holding Yejun's hand whenever they run errands together and Yejun is starting to not find it weird. They've gone from band to perpetual double-date, and he knows something has got to give, and it does.
Yejun wakes up one morning, Younghak and Seunghyun cuddling in the bunk across from him, to Jinchul standing over him with tears in his eyes. At first, Yejun thinks his friend must be as horrified at the scene in the other bunk as Yejun is, and then he notices that Jinchul has his arms crossed over his chest in embarrassment. With a heavy sigh, Yejun forces himself out of bed and escorts Jinchul to the bathroom for his first morning as a woman.
Much to Seunghyun's dismay, Jinchul turns out to be the most well-endowed of the three of them. Not that it pleases their leader any, though Yejun does catch him poking his new additions with a strange look of amusement now and then when he thinks he's alone. The transformation is a much-needed relief for Yejun, who'd slowly begun to weaken against Jinchul's onslaught of subtle attempts at seduction. Nothing like constant, intense staring from across the room and texts demanding minute-by-minute updates whenever Yejun went out to make him appreciate his old gender. With female Jinchul, Yejun can let his friend sleep in the same bed and not worry about whether or not he's really sleeping.
Meanwhile, Jinchul on the surface appears to not notice the transition at all. His new form is slender and attractively athletic. His gorilla-like features are much softer, even charming, on his female face. In all his wildest dreams he'd never have imagined he'd look so good as a woman, so all-in-all he's very pleased.
And, of course, Jinchul takes full advantage of his new level of intimacy with female Yejun. Before he knows it, Yejun is spenidng hours a day being dragged into this or that store, forced to try on various arrays of embarrassing clothing while Jinchul takes pictures with his phone. This has to be harrassment, but Yejun hasn't been a girl long enough to know how to do anything about it, especially since it's strictly against his moral code to hit a girl regardless of what gender she used to be. So, for the time being, he glowers at Jinchuls iPhone and resists the urge to smack his friend's pretty face.
Younghak, on the other hand, is thriving. The only male left, he likes to think of himself as the new Man of the House, and Seunghyun allows him to think as much as he sends Younghak on various errands for food, chick-flicks and anything else that pops into his mind. Having a girlfriend, as he so lovingly refers to the new Seunghyun, does wonders for his well-being. He can hardly stand still when they're together, bouncing on the balls of his feet and stealing glances at the beautiful girl on his arm when they're in public. Seunghyun severely forbids Jinchul and Yejun from bursting the poor guy's bubble, and even calls Younghak "oppa" when asked.
Yejun's just glad that he no longer has to shower with Seunghyun, even if that does mean he has to endure the horrific sounds that emanate from the bathroom when Younghak and Seunghyun decide to "clean up," and let's them carry on with their fantasy. Unfortunately Jinchul soon takes Seunghyun's place and Yejun dismally accepts he'll never shower alone again.
Yes, in Younghak's universe, everything is going splendidly. That is, until a thought hits him while the four of them are watching a new Sandra Bullock film in the living room: he's next.
The thought must have been a premature burst of female intuition, because he awakens the very next morning a brand new woman.
As anyone who knew Choi Younghak in the slightest could predict, he takes the transformation the hardest of all of them. For six hours, he refuses to leave his bed, the blanket pulled up to his chin to hide his change from the world. Finally he allows himself to emerge in order to take a much needed trip to the bathroom, after which he proceeds to curl up into a ball on the floor and cry. Seunghyun tries to cheer the poor boy, or girl, up by telling him that he makes a very sexy girl, but that only makes Younghak sob all the more bitterly.
"You look like a Korean Angelina Jolie!" Seunghyun insists, rubbing Younghak's now slender shoulders.
Younghak wails, "I don't want to be Angelina Jolie! I want to be Rain!"
Seunghyun rolls his eyes and continues to stroke Younghak's long, thick hair. "Well, how about Lee Hyori instead?"
Younghak refuses to speak to his girlfriend for the remainder of the day. Yejun refuses to tolerate the crying, though, and drags the new Younghak, who is now much lighter and therefore much easier to drag, into the bathroom, where he proceeds to strip his screaming friend, shove him into the shower, and introduce him briskly to all of his new parts and how to clean them. Sitting on the toilet with his long legs crossed, he waits until his friend completes his first shower and then, more gently this time, escorts Younghak out of the bathroom.
Eventually, Younghak comes to a sort of truce with his body. When he's sure no one is looking, Younghak practices a few of his dance moves in from of the bedroom mirror. His legs are long and muscular, but not too muscular. He has the perfect dancer's body, and as a girl he finds himself no longer missing his old abs. Better yet, his perfectly toned body gives him an amazing s-line, which from then on he admires as much as he can.
By some miracle, being of the same sex again cools down Younghak and Seunghyun's relationship. Their kisses turn friendly, their hours together cuddling become much more tame, and Yejun no longer hates staying in the dorm all day. The change somehow calms Jinchul's advances as well, and, for the most part, normalcy returns.
Yejun is the first to change back into a boy, but he hides it from his friends for a few days with hats and baggy clothing. A few extra days eating chocolate and watching tear-jerkers never hurt anyone. His next order of business is destroying Jinchul's phone, which he does the second Jinchul notices that the old Yejun is back.