Another From Lenny.
Last night, Lenny (the fellow from the previous entry) pulled his call light. My co-worker, Laura, answered.
Laura: What can I do for you, Lenny?
Lenny: *grabs Laura's boobs*
Laura: LENNY! That is NOT appropriate! NO!
Lenny, disappointed: Oh. Well, then, could you go get me some cookies?
Laura: Okay, Lenny, I'll be back in just a minute with some cookies. *goes to kitchen*
Laura, returning from kitchen one minute later: Lenny? *knocks* I've got your cookies---LENNY! What are you doing?!
Lenny, with his pants open, fondling himself: I'm getting some cookies!
Laura: What can I do for you, Lenny?
Lenny: *grabs Laura's boobs*
Laura: LENNY! That is NOT appropriate! NO!
Lenny, disappointed: Oh. Well, then, could you go get me some cookies?
Laura: Okay, Lenny, I'll be back in just a minute with some cookies. *goes to kitchen*
Laura, returning from kitchen one minute later: Lenny? *knocks* I've got your cookies---LENNY! What are you doing?!
Lenny, with his pants open, fondling himself: I'm getting some cookies!