Beware (notforthoseofyouwithweakconstitutions) side affects include nausea, anal bleeding, ect.
It seems that each period of my life is marked my a new movie hunk obsession. First it was Jim Carrey....not really a movie "hunk" but i was twelve and i thought that the best attribute a guy could have was the ability to make me laugh. (how naive i was) Later i discovered the wonders of Johnny Depp, time and time again. He pops up every now and then with each new character he plays. But the spark started when i was... erm...like 13 and i saw Edward Scissorhands. I was really into discovering inner beauty especially in pet-like things. Edward Scissorhands kinda coincided with the Beast in Beauty and The Beast. (we wont delve into all the cartoon characters i have loved because...well that would be hard and long and even more pointless then this entry)
Later it was Johnny Depp in Cry Baby because that single teardrop made my heart fall into my guts. Our next runner up was Orlando Bloom but that quickly faded when i saw him in Troy and realized what a pussy he was. He was replaced by Brad Pitt. Which was then replaced by Christian Slater. I think i like him... too much. I saw him in Heathers and that whole mentally disturbed but really really hot hit me hard. But he as well faded though there were times when i though he would leave a permanent brand on my heart.
Right now its...Jake Gyllenhaal...[instert sighing here] He hit me pretty hard when i saw him in Donny Darko (again another mental case) but i forgot about him in my slater mania. I recently came across him again in this other really strange movie that i didnt like at all, but it was worth watching just to see him. He was pretty crazy in this one too but never the less oh so lovely. And now this old heart of mine has sprouted a new flame. hahaha...
Sometimes i really scare myself.
Later it was Johnny Depp in Cry Baby because that single teardrop made my heart fall into my guts. Our next runner up was Orlando Bloom but that quickly faded when i saw him in Troy and realized what a pussy he was. He was replaced by Brad Pitt. Which was then replaced by Christian Slater. I think i like him... too much. I saw him in Heathers and that whole mentally disturbed but really really hot hit me hard. But he as well faded though there were times when i though he would leave a permanent brand on my heart.
Right now its...Jake Gyllenhaal...[instert sighing here] He hit me pretty hard when i saw him in Donny Darko (again another mental case) but i forgot about him in my slater mania. I recently came across him again in this other really strange movie that i didnt like at all, but it was worth watching just to see him. He was pretty crazy in this one too but never the less oh so lovely. And now this old heart of mine has sprouted a new flame. hahaha...
Sometimes i really scare myself.