Under Preassure
Well i just had an interesting experience. Me and my sister were stripping the paint off my door. And we had to take the doorknob off to get the area around it. So basically we are locked in but the doorknob is right next to me for easy emergency exiting. But as we were moving stuff around the doorknob got pushed away. So i was stripping the paint and standing on top of a lil step ladder dancing to Under Preassure by david bowie and queen and the scrubber i am using to peel the paint off with flicks a little blob of diluted paint stripper into my eye. At first i didnt think it would be a big deal and then it started to burn... a lot! Then i suddenly realized "oh shit! This is paint stripper!" On the little warning label it clearly states that you should not get it in your eyes. So i start freaking out. I am screaming bloody murder and stumbling around my room like a half blind...me. All i can think about is that little eyewash station in my sophmore chemistry class and wondering why the hell we havent installed one in my bedroom. And i cant find the fucking door knob. My sister is standing frozen in the corner of the room and i am yelling at her to help me but all she can manage is to stutter a little and move her head around in panicked search for our escape. (she doesnt react well in panic situations) By this time my mom has bounded to other side of the door and is trying to yell instructions while attempting to break the door down. I am still trying to think where i left the bloody doorknob but i cant see all that well. I finally decide that crying is my best bet (well it wasnt actually a conscience descision more like, "ooh look tears, that might help!") I managed to locate the doorknob and hand it too my immobile sister who fumbles hurredly trying to get into the door. After several attempts and more shrieking from my mother i break out and rush to the bathroom and rinse like a mad woman. Luckily my eyeball is intact and in stable condition. I cant say as much for my sister who is still recovering from that life scarring experience. "Well doc, it all started when my sister and eye decided to re-paint our room..."
On another note I had a lovely picnic with my friends today. I gorged myself silly while playing with fuzzy little hairballs with claws and fangs. (kittens) they were adorable and made me want to quit masturbating cold turkey. hahaha... Susie got a really cute one but it had some womb seperation issues. So susie promptly let it crawl up her shirt and curl up between her mountain like breastesses. I have to admit it was strangly sweet and maternal to see that little whiskered head poking out from her bubble boobs. Dont ask me why.
I have got the Harry Potter book in my clutches so i think i will leave this entry here.
On another note I had a lovely picnic with my friends today. I gorged myself silly while playing with fuzzy little hairballs with claws and fangs. (kittens) they were adorable and made me want to quit masturbating cold turkey. hahaha... Susie got a really cute one but it had some womb seperation issues. So susie promptly let it crawl up her shirt and curl up between her mountain like breastesses. I have to admit it was strangly sweet and maternal to see that little whiskered head poking out from her bubble boobs. Dont ask me why.
I have got the Harry Potter book in my clutches so i think i will leave this entry here.