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[bikergeek]

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[harper_knight]

I think Jeph just likes the Tequila Monster better. Which is fair. Because the Tequila Monster is awesome.

[bikergeek]

No. No, he's not. I can speak from personal experience on this. Don't ask.

[harper_knight]

Okay, well according to an ex of mine who tried to match a huge biker dude shot for shot with tequila and couldn't go near the stuff for over a year, you're probably right. But the Tequila Monster is purpler than the other hallucination dude. And funnier-looking. So I see why he's being used here.

[bikergeek]

Ha. That sounds like my experience with tequila back in college.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

[harvey_rrit]

Both are actually the same creature. One is pretending to be something else, inspired by the work of Harper Lee.

Everybody knows about the Tequila Mockingbird.

[bikergeek]

Sure, it's tequila, greene creme de menthe, and lime juice.
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2334.html

[loopychew]

From the notes: "The tequila monster has apparently broadened his purvey to include scotch."

[mephron]

The real one quit.

He didn't want to be no Beast of Bourbon. Dealin' with all those livers hurtin'. All he wanted was to get away from that whiskey.

[bikergeek]

Oh no, we've got filkers....