The most unfair thing about life is...

[qbblitzz]

The way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A
death. What's that, a bonus? I think
the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of
the way. Then you live in an old age
home. You get kicked out when you're
too young, you get a gold watch, you
go to work. You work forty years until
you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.

You do drugs, you drink, you party,
you get ready for high school. You go
to grade school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a little baby, you go back
into the womb, you spend your last
nine months floating...and then you
finish off with a giant orgasm.