Bear Facts

[qball_evans]

"FAMED British adventurer Bear Grylls will be swimming through crocodile-infested waters and stranding himself on a remote island as he tries to survive in the Torres Strait off Australia's north coast."

You have got to be kidding me, now this douche has infected Australia as well!
Super.

I'll give him a fight for survival, put him into a Spotlight

Comments

[grumpymartian]

I blame you. You invoked him somehow...

[qball_evans]

They say if you say his name three times into a rotting Zebra's butthole he appears.

Bear Grylls, Bear Grylls, Bear Grylls!
AAHHHHHHH!!!

Oh, and yes, that Zebra from the local Zoo in my backyard. It was totally like that when I found it.
Honest.