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Letter From the Devil
This can really make you think. It actually made me really mad
while I was reading it, but I had to send it because
of the P.S.
This is deep... and I wasn't going to forward or share it,
but that last line... you'll see.
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't
even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed
last night. You
are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot
tell you how glad I am that
you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember,you and I have been going steady for years.
and I still don't
love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate
you,
because I hate God.
I am only using you to get even with
God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your
life a living hell. That way, we'll be
together
twice. This will really
hurt
God.
Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in
your life with
all of the good times we've had.
We have been watching dirty movies,
cursing people out,
stealing,
lying,
being hypocritical,
fornicating,
overeating,
telling dirty jokes,
gossiping,
being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's
burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your
foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are
tempted to sin,
you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take it's
toll on your life. You look 20 years older,
and
now,
I need new blood.
So
go ahead and teach some children how
to
sin.
All you have to do is smoke,
get drunk or drink while under-aged,
cheat,
gamble,
gossip,
fornicate,
and live being as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children
and
they
will do it too.
Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now.
I'll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again. If you were
smart,
you
would run
somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit of life
that you have left. It's not my nature to
warn
anyone, but to be your
age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit
ridiculous.
Don't get me wrong, I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you really love me, you won't share this
**Special Note**
This is totally true. So many people hide behind the christian role but live their lives however they want. It would be better if these people didn't even pretend because they bring down the christian name. Don't let the devil get ahold of your life. He won't give it back. Alot of people are resting on the fact that God will forgive them anyways but sometimes its not that easy. And all of you people out there sending this again, thanks for having all of us true-believer's backs.
This is very true and Karina made a great point in saying that If you wouldn't do something in front of Jesus, then don't do it at all.....
No more religion jokes for me.