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xHe is the lamb: well...your mom sucks my balls.
QbaKing12: haha
QbaKing12: no
xHe is the lamb: hahaha, yes, she does
QbaKing12: no
QbaKing12: just....no
QbaKing12: I'm a hustler baby
xHe is the lamb: and by the way, Garden State is the best movie on earth. You're just a hater.
QbaKing12: I just want you to know
xHe is the lamb: -_-
QbaKing12: It ain't where I been
QbaKing12: but where I'm about to go
xHe is the lamb: i wanna go to Blockbuster right now and buy Garden State, i cant believe i dont own it yet
xHe is the lamb: brb, gonna go ask daddy
QbaKing12: hahahahahaha
Auto response from xHe is the lamb: Largeman: You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know!
Largeman: ...Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.
Kenny: People really listen to you, you know? I mean...
[suddenly pulls out gun]
Kenny: they HAVE to!
Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!
Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do?
Largeman: You mean... as a cop?
Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole, SHUT THE FUCK UP thing...
Largeman: Well, I thought you were a asshole, so there's that...
Kenny: [pumping his fist] NICE!
Y
QbaKing12: I have it
xHe is the lamb: ugh, he's in a bad mood and said no
QbaKing12: I have it
xHe is the lamb: -is now sad-
QbaKing12: hahahaha
xHe is the lamb: bastard. ::is jealous::
QbaKing12: What can I say?
xHe is the lamb: Ugh. Conceited too. tsk tsk tsk, worst mix.
QbaKing12: Why don't you try me
QbaKing12: Baby you wana to
QbaKing12: want*
xHe is the lamb: haha, you wish
QbaKing12: puh-lease
QbaKing12: I'm a mack
xHe is the lamb: but i dont know how to leave you, and i'll never let you fall
xHe is the lamb: and i dont know how you do it, making love out of nothing at all
QbaKing12: I'm a amack
QbaKing12: that's how I do it
QbaKing12: JIgga my nigga
xHe is the lamb: the beating of my heart, is a drum and it's lost and it's looking for a rhythm like you
QbaKing12: MILF
QbaKing12: MILFM
QbaKing12: MILF&
QbaKing12: *
xHe is the lamb: and everything i know, is nothing til i give it to you
xHe is the lamb: WOO!
QbaKing12: milf...
xHe is the lamb: i'm a future milf.
QbaKing12: What abut Alex
QbaKing12: haha
QbaKing12: you won't be a milf
QbaKing12: You're gonna let yourself go
xHe is the lamb: but i'm never going to make it without, do you really want to see me crawl?
QbaKing12: you're a milf NOW
QbaKing12: yes
xHe is the lamb: i'm not going tolet myself go
QbaKing12: yes
xHe is the lamb: omgz, today i saw the most beautiful boy EVER!
QbaKing12: haha
QbaKing12: you see the most beautiful whatever everyday
QbaKing12: haha
xHe is the lamb: he had long-ish curly red hair...green eyes....freckles...and really really white and with freckles
xHe is the lamb: it was like "whoa"
QbaKing12: haha
xHe is the lamb: Yeah, everyday i think i see something more beautiful than the last, but it is true, i cannot help it
QbaKing12: haha
QbaKing12: Get fucked up
QbaKing12: I got the fever for the flava of your cootchie
QbaKing12: did you hear the song
QbaKing12: ???
xHe is the lamb: no, i forgot
QbaKing12: Can I get a lil' something something itty bitty
xHe is the lamb: did you get my song?
QbaKing12: yeah
QbaKing12: It's alright
xHe is the lamb: it's good. hater.
QbaKing12: from now on
QbaKing12: you're itty bitty
xHe is the lamb: hahahaha
QbaKing12: ok?
xHe is the lamb: why?!
QbaKing12: because
QbaKing12: it's self-explanatory
QbaKing12: hahahaha
xHe is the lamb: -_- sucky.
QbaKing12: itty bitty
xHe is the lamb: ....what do i call you?
QbaKing12: Mr. Big
QbaKing12: Long John
QbaKing12: call me Long John
QbaKing12: Itty Bitty
QbaKing12: Long John
QbaKing12: what do I have to say
QbaKing12: to get inside girl?
QbaKing12: DSAFHDGYHFSD
xHe is the lamb: you cant be mr.big, cause people might think you're hot like mr.big from Sex & the City. and they're being lied to. And you cant be Long John, cause that's a lie too
QbaKing12: yeah right
xHe is the lamb: you shall be...Dildo. Since people know you by reidildo anyways
QbaKing12: haha
QbaKing12: I don't wanna be dildo
xHe is the lamb: too bad
xHe is the lamb: i dont want to be itty bitty
QbaKing12: I wanna be Loong John
xHe is the lamb: you're Dildo.
QbaKing12: Long*
QbaKing12: Fine
QbaKing12: Itty Bitty
QbaKing12: you know what rhymes with Itty Bitty?
QbaKing12: that's right
xHe is the lamb: Atleast you get to go inside of girls with an invitation, instead of wasting your money on them first...now they waste money on you.
QbaKing12: <------Mack
xHe is the lamb: no...what rhymes with itty bitty?
QbaKing12: Little Titty
xHe is the lamb: ...
QbaKing12: ...
xHe is the lamb: rofl.
QbaKing12: haha
xHe is the lamb: asshole.
QbaKing12: ....
QbaKing12: Dude
QbaKing12: It's gonna be like when people say swallo
QbaKing12: swallow
xHe is the lamb: hu
QbaKing12: I'll say Itty Bitty and people will be like Little Titty
QbaKing12: yes
xHe is the lamb: um....i didnt get mad. Obviously you do not spend enough time talkin with me, i say "asshole." while laughing.
QbaKing12: have you been working out?
xHe is the lamb: working out my jaws.
QbaKing12: haha
QbaKing12: I never said you got mad....
QbaKing12: Nice cow
xHe is the lamb: Thanks. Look at it dance, and tip it.
xHe is the lamb: Cause it dances super radically.
QbaKing12: Tubular
Auto response from xHe is the lamb: Largeman: You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know!
Largeman: ...Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.
Kenny: People really listen to you, you know? I mean...
[suddenly pulls out gun]
Kenny: they HAVE to!
Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!
Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do?
Largeman: You mean... as a cop?
Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole, SHUT THE FUCK UP thing...
Largeman: Well, I thought you were a asshole, so there's that...
Kenny: [pumping his fist] NICE!
Y
xHe is the lamb: yes.
xHe is the lamb: tubular indeed.
QbaKing12: word?
QbaKing12: wait till you see my
QbaKing12: ...
QbaKing12: yes
xHe is the lamb: omgz. no.
xHe is the lamb: i dont want to see you "oh (small)"
QbaKing12: hahaha
QbaKing12: No
QbaKing12: oh(Humongoidous
xHe is the lamb: suck my dick bitch
QbaKing12: )
QbaKing12: No thanks
xHe is the lamb: go ahead, suck it *pushes head down* *squirt* lick it off the tip, c'mon c'mon, i know you want to...c'mon ...lick it lick it lick it!
QbaKing12: Yeah, it's all about sex with me huh
xHe is the lamb: well, you started with the whole "wait til you see my oh"
QbaKing12: Ueah
xHe is the lamb: (you didnt deny wanting to lick it).
xHe is the lamb: =)
QbaKing12: Yeah*
Wait till you see my
xHe is the lamb: ::rolls eyes::
xHe is the lamb: if you walk away, i'll walk away.
QbaKing12: yOu interpret it how you want
xHe is the lamb: First tell me which road you will take
QbaKing12: the one opposite you
xHe is the lamb: i dont want to risk our paths crossing some day
xHe is the lamb: so you walk that way, i'll walk this way
QbaKing12: hell no
xHe is the lamb: and the future hangs over our heads
QbaKing12: Get away
xHe is the lamb: and it moves with each current event
QbaKing12: stalker
xHe is the lamb: until it falls all around like a cold steady rain
QbaKing12: Nigger
xHe is the lamb: just stay in when it's looking this way
xHe is the lamb: and the moons laying low in the sky
QbaKing12: I hayte jo0
xHe is the lamb: i hate you too. bitch.
QbaKing12: hoe
QbaKing12: step down
xHe is the lamb: ::sigh:: ook.
QbaKing12: I'd like to dedicate this momwnt to Jehova God Almighty
QbaKing12: fOR MY NUMBER 1 HIT SAINGLE
QbaKing12: It's called "Suck yo Mama"
xHe is the lamb: i suck ma mama every night bitch, aint nothing wrong with it
QbaKing12: dude...
QbaKing12: wow
QbaKing12: have fun
QbaKing12: I'll take a raincheck
xHe is the lamb: i want to sleep with my mama.
xHe is the lamb: and suck her.
QbaKing12: this
xHe is the lamb: suck suck ::slurp::
QbaKing12: is
xHe is the lamb: thats right, WALK AWAY
QbaKing12: mos def
xHe is the lamb: i know you cant handle it!!!
xHe is the lamb: I KNOW
QbaKing12: going
QbaKing12: in
xHe is the lamb: I KNOW
QbaKing12: the
xHe is the lamb: It'S OKAY
QbaKing12: LJ
xHe is the lamb: hahahaha
xHe is the lamb: i suck ma mama.
xHe is the lamb: mm? definitely.
xHe is the lamb: bbbeeeyyoottccch.
QbaKing12: you heard it here first folks
QbaKing12: This Ron Majewski
QbaKing12: For channel 69 news
QbaKing12: Kelly aucks her mama
QbaKing12: sucks*
QbaKing12: This is Ben Dover
QbaKing12: This Ben Dover for Eyewitness News
QbaKing12: We have several complaints from neighbors
QbaKing12: It appears as though this small whatchamacallit by the name of "Kelly" has indded been sucking her mama
xHe is the lamb: i love red haired boys. wooooo.
QbaKing12: INdeed*
QbaKing12: One small sip for woman
xHe is the lamb: i love red haired boys,...and ummm....ummm...mommas....and.........Brand New!!
xHe is the lamb: itty bitty me!!!
QbaKing12: one giant sip for woman-kind
xHe is the lamb: me so funny
QbaKing12: ...
QbaKing12: haha
xHe is the lamb: every town has a diner, where i meet you and your friends too!
QbaKing12: that reminded me of the me so horny
QbaKing12: me love you long time thing
xHe is the lamb: haha, me so horny
xHe is the lamb: -_- no, not really.
QbaKing12: me love you long time
xHe is the lamb: bitch, you didnt tip the cow.
xHe is the lamb: TIP IT!!
xHe is the lamb: TIP IT!!
xHe is the lamb: ::twitch::
xHe is the lamb: tip the fucking cow
QbaKing12: I ain't doing shit woman
xHe is the lamb: it dances for you all day. and you dont give it a tip?
xHe is the lamb: bitch. ::steals cow back:: no more dancing for you.
QbaKing12: hell no
QbaKing12: this ain't no pic-nic bitch
xHe is the lamb: mmm...smoking a blunt....listening to Death Cab For Cutie- Pictures....singin along on the sofa with your other stoned friends.
xHe is the lamb: this is the life indeed.
xHe is the lamb: omgz, guess what?
QbaKing12: what
xHe is the lamb: Today i was at the store, and i found cigars..
xHe is the lamb: made of chocolate.
QbaKing12: wiw
QbaKing12: wow*
xHe is the lamb: Oh yeah. ladies. Kickass.
xHe is the lamb: i should have bought them, but yet again, i am a fool.
xHe is the lamb: Maybe ican go back tomorrow.
QbaKing12: Ain't sunshine when shes gone
xHe is the lamb: I would take them everywhere, and eat em in front of old people!
xHe is the lamb: hahaha, i'll pretend i'm smoking them and get weird looks from 98 year old ladies...and then give them a harsh look and BITE it, in their face
xHe is the lamb: they'll gasp in horror...and walk away.
xHe is the lamb: oh yeah. me= badass.
QbaKing12: why???
QbaKing12: If you think that;s badass
QbaKing12: you have no idea what bad ass is
xHe is the lamb: omgz, no one kids around anymore.
QbaKing12: that's very wild
xHe is the lamb: I hate it, you and po are exactly alike, you take everything too serious
xHe is the lamb: and it's not fun anymore.
xHe is the lamb: Losers.
QbaKing12: CHOCALTE CIGARS!?
QbaKing12: CHOCALATE*
xHe is the lamb: ::reidel is officially stupid:: *hits head*.
QbaKing12: puh-lease niggggggggga
xHe is the lamb: chocolate* omgz, you need summer school.
QbaKing12: fuck
xHe is the lamb: lmfao.
QbaKing12: stupid piece of shit
xHe is the lamb: hehe.
QbaKing12: grammar is for hobos
xHe is the lamb: coke and rum!!
xHe is the lamb: UGH!!1
QbaKing12: to hell with you woman
xHe is the lamb: !11!!!eleven!!1111!!!!! to hell with ma mama too,ohhhhh !!11!!111one111!!
xHe is the lamb: WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xHe is the lamb: i'm so fucking ghetto
xHe is the lamb: you're just jealous
QbaKing12: what the hell with you woman!?
Auto response from xHe is the lamb: Largeman: You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know!
Largeman: ...Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.
Kenny: People really listen to you, you know? I mean...
[suddenly pulls out gun]
Kenny: they HAVE to!
Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!
Kenny: Speaking of which, how'd I do?
Largeman: You mean... as a cop?
Kenny: Yeah, you know, the whole, SHUT THE FUCK UP thing...
Largeman: Well, I thought you were a asshole, so there's that...
Kenny: [pumping his fist] NICE!
Y
xHe is the lamb: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
xHe is the lamb: i know, i know
QbaKing12: please
xHe is the lamb: it's okay reidel
xHe is the lamb: i know.
xHe is the lamb: You dont have to hide it
QbaKing12: I'm not
xHe is the lamb: i know you're jealous of all of this ::sizzles myself:: i know.
xHe is the lamb: i know
QbaKing12: I aren't jealous
QbaKing12: Yes I know
QbaKing12: I put aren't
xHe is the lamb: omgz, it's okay, STOP you're just embarrassing yourself now
QbaKing12: shoot me
QbaKing12: SUE ME
xHe is the lamb: lmfao, right now i was by myself listening to rap and i was doing the "east coast" sign and stuff, and waving around saying "yeah get this mother fucker crunk" and she's like =-O i'm never talking to you again
QbaKing12: ...
xHe is the lamb: good time, goo' time
xHe is the lamb: i wish i was japanese
xHe is the lamb: wah wahcho ka bang!
QbaKing12: I thik i'n turning japanese
xHe is the lamb: omgz, you dont know what THAT means!!!!
QbaKing12: think*
QbaKing12: yes i do
xHe is the lamb: wah wacho ka bing!
xHe is the lamb: bing bing, jajajaj
QbaKing12: what the hell
xHe is the lamb: jijiji yo soy tan sneaky. Tu estas seleso...yo se, yo se.
QbaKing12: Japanaese people don't go around saying Car, tree hbouse face
QbaKing12: house*
xHe is the lamb: hahahah
xHe is the lamb: man, i'm hyper as fudgers
QbaKing12: as fudgers
xHe is the lamb: fudge
xHe is the lamb: fudge!!!
xHe is the lamb: OMGZ!!
xHe is the lamb: FUDGE FANTASIES
xHe is the lamb: ::heavenly music in the background:: fudge...
QbaKing12: you're mad because you are itty bitty
xHe is the lamb: hahahaahhaha
QbaKing12: It's ok
QbaKing12: It's ok
QbaKing12: You can't be stacked
xHe is the lamb: omgz, today i made a song about me wanting a mouse and a turtle
xHe is the lamb: want me to write the lyrics?
QbaKing12: sure
QbaKing12: I made a poem
QbaKing12: It blows
xHe is the lamb: ok ok, mouse and a turle..i want a...MOUSE AND A TURLTLE....they can have babies, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, babies, mousy mousy mousy mousy babies, turltteeee....turtleeee....livejournal needs a pet mouse... mouse!!!!! and then i started head bangin, and my sister got mad.
xHe is the lamb: You know what else blows?
xHe is the lamb: Your mom to my dick!!
xHe is the lamb: OOOHHHHHHHH
QbaKing12: ...
xHe is the lamb: lmfao
QbaKing12: You know what else blows???!
xHe is the lamb: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
QbaKing12: My nose
xHe is the lamb: REIDEL SUCKS DICK
QbaKing12: ill
QbaKing12: ILLL
QbaKing12: ILLLLLLLLL
xHe is the lamb: i am a whore. tu es un whore. whore whore whore.
QbaKing12: I SAID ILL
QbaKing12: hahahahahaha
xHe is the lamb: ..
QbaKing12: Yo soy whore
xHe is the lamb: ew.
xHe is the lamb: your face.
QbaKing12: I didn't know whore was a wod in spanish
QbaKing12: word*
xHe is the lamb: oh...it is, trust me.
QbaKing12: tu tienes los calzones sucio
xHe is the lamb: i'm a spanish teacher at an elementary during summer. That's where i spend my mornings
QbaKing12: damn
QbaKing12: they must be retarded kids
xHe is the lamb: today i taught the little kids "tu eres un whore" and they cheered.
xHe is the lamb: Go Me!
QbaKing12: HGFGDFRFH
xHe is the lamb: hahaha, that's mean.
xHe is the lamb: Damn, i realized, i'm so full of shit.
QbaKing12: it's true
QbaKing12: ill
QbaKing12: go take a bath
QbaKing12: now
xHe is the lamb: .....hahahaha stupid
xHe is the lamb: that took me a while to figure out
xHe is the lamb: HAHAHA
QbaKing12: wow
xHe is the lamb: andonde vas, adonde vas, adonde vas ::turns head with sharp movies to symphony music::
xHe is the lamb: i've always wanted to do that in a movie
xHe is the lamb: hahahahaah
QbaKing12: a donde!*
QbaKing12: two words
xHe is the lamb: you ruined my moment. GOSH.
xHe is the lamb: no, it's one, i'm a teacher
QbaKing12: Right and Cuban people don't pronounce the words
xHe is the lamb: so, what if you catch me, where would we land!?
QbaKing12: no where
xHe is the lamb: omgz...chinese music!!!
xHe is the lamb: CHINO
QbaKing12: I defy the "lwas" of gravity
xHe is the lamb: CHINO
xHe is the lamb: konichiwa!
QbaKing12: laws*
xHe is the lamb: konichiwa!!!
xHe is the lamb: aiy aiy aiy aiy aiy
xHe is the lamb: konichiwa!
QbaKing12: ...
xHe is the lamb: jijiji
xHe is the lamb: soy sneaky otra ves!
QbaKing12: ...
xHe is the lamb: seloso!
xHe is the lamb: lo se!
xHe is the lamb: lo se!
xHe is the lamb: jijiji.
QbaKing12: I'm pretty sure that's now how you spell it
xHe is the lamb: soy tan tubular.
QbaKing12: celeso
QbaKing12: idiot
xHe is the lamb: i'm pretty sure you spell not, <--like that, not "now"
QbaKing12: no
QbaKing12: Now is the new not
xHe is the lamb: estupido.
QbaKing12: get with the program
QbaKing12: jeez
xHe is the lamb: i'm on a natural high.,
xHe is the lamb: hmm...
xHe is the lamb: must have chocolate...
QbaKing12: no you aren't
xHe is the lamb: *hearing the jungle drums beat*
QbaKing12: ...
xHe is the lamb: ok ok ok, look, i'm going to write a poem right here right now
xHe is the lamb: about how this song inspires me
xHe is the lamb: and what it makes me see in my mind
QbaKing12: I wrote a poem
xHe is the lamb: ok, here i go
QbaKing12: about reality
xHe is the lamb: beating drums....
xHe is the lamb: in my ears...
xHe is the lamb: jungle sounds..
xHe is the lamb: deep...deep....deep...
QbaKing12: NOO!
QbaKing12: BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xHe is the lamb: caves...
xHe is the lamb: reality...
QbaKing12: you suck
xHe is the lamb: The End
QbaKing12: get a job hobo
xHe is the lamb: ::snap snap snap snap::
xHe is the lamb: no one snaps for you!
QbaKing12: GET A JOB!
QbaKing12: snaps
xHe is the lamb: ::throws tomato:: get a life shit head
QbaKing12: hahahaha
QbaKing12: Who needs lifes
xHe is the lamb: yeah? well...your mom!
QbaKing12: I can go buy one at Ebay for half price
QbaKing12: GOSH!
xHe is the lamb: Thats not a nice thing to say...
xHe is the lamb: you dont know how many people treasure their life...
QbaKing12: umm.. you said get a life
QbaKing12: I'm getting one from EBay
xHe is the lamb: asshole, GOSH
QbaKing12: Half price
xHe is the lamb returned at 7:44:21 PM.
QbaKing12: ugh
QbaKing12: cram it i your cramhole
QbaKing12: in*
xHe is the lamb: that wasnt nice...
xHe is the lamb: fuck you
QbaKing12: ...
OKay all those times I said to hell with you woman, i'm not sexist. Before I get people bitching at me