Jul 03, 2010 11:53
Dear Mr. Manchester United,
Thank you for looking exactly like your car suggested you must. As I've often seen your car at the grocery store, I've wondered about who you were. Cute sporty little red car, with 3 Manchester United decals on each side of the car, another on the rear window and two on the side windows, decals on the rear, and two Manchester United flags flying proudly. The license plate appeared to be Hindi-related, though.
So when I saw a nice-looking young Indian man wearing a Manchester United shirt in the frozen food aisle, I knew that when I left, that car would be out there. And lo, so it was.
I am most impressed by your Manchester United passion, well, perhaps 'impressed' isn't quite the word I'm looking for. But yeah, erm, go you!
Cheers,
QAH