wowzah...no updating in a million and 3 years (MC)
ok so I did something really shibby and jr. high today. I wrote VanLuyken on my divider in psych and then I put Mrs. in front of it 'cause I roll like that, as an ex of mine would say. And THEN as if I wasn't already kool enough, I wrote Mrs. Timberlake and Kendall and I had a chuckle about it. I hate hate hate HATE HATE times 10 to the googleith power Rivera. What an asshole, I want to see someone interrogate him about something he doesn't know and then make fun of him when he gets all flustery. grrr he makes me steamin' mad. Everyone who has Sho or who has friends who do should watch REEFER MADNESS, a way existential flick which comes on tomorrow night at 8. hmm what else? Well Marc is back at school again and so I'm all by my lonesome, but Nicky's back and this is very good. Everyone came to see me be inducted into SHS tonight and Jakob was being a little weirdo and my teachers were like "who is that?" but whatever. Speaking of teachers, one word: BRODY. The man needs heavy medication to function as a normal human being, I am going to talk to him about going to see an doctor to get blood work done cause he's a little psycho sometimes. Love him, but he's a crazy one. Ah, that brodster. Anyhoo, today I wore my polka dot dress and it was nice, except I also wore a green sweater thingie and it was hot tamale. fa la la. In breaking news, we got a new pontiff (Benedict XVI) and I got a whole gargantuen pack of batteries for numerous 'handy helpers' which have mysteriously run out of power due to unexplanable instances of me coming home and like 6 having been on for hours on end (NATHANIEL...)
~The Multiorgasmic Couple~ should be required reading in middle or high school, I know I learned a lot about how to masturbate and YOU could too (If you want the book, ask a yoga teacher 'cause they seem to own every copy in this country of ours)...that Monie. (MOOOAAAANNNNNIIIIEEEEEE) Reminder: QAF Season 5 starts May 22nd (Sunday) at like 10ish. Brian and Justin=yum. Also, people in my photo class today were arguing if Jonathan Rhys Myers is hot or not. I say HELL YEAH! God...just no words, especially when he's making out with Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine, one of my top 5 movies of all time. OMG I ALMOST FORGOT: I SAW LESBIAN "NEXT" ON MTV TODAY. I almost died from laughter.
I leave you with this thought:
Dykes on Bikes.
MC
ps I love you baby
pps Baltimore PRIDE is June 18th-19th in Druid Hill Park, everyone be there or be STRAIGHT!
~The Multiorgasmic Couple~ should be required reading in middle or high school, I know I learned a lot about how to masturbate and YOU could too (If you want the book, ask a yoga teacher 'cause they seem to own every copy in this country of ours)...that Monie. (MOOOAAAANNNNNIIIIEEEEEE) Reminder: QAF Season 5 starts May 22nd (Sunday) at like 10ish. Brian and Justin=yum. Also, people in my photo class today were arguing if Jonathan Rhys Myers is hot or not. I say HELL YEAH! God...just no words, especially when he's making out with Ewan McGregor in Velvet Goldmine, one of my top 5 movies of all time. OMG I ALMOST FORGOT: I SAW LESBIAN "NEXT" ON MTV TODAY. I almost died from laughter.
I leave you with this thought:
Dykes on Bikes.
MC
ps I love you baby
pps Baltimore PRIDE is June 18th-19th in Druid Hill Park, everyone be there or be STRAIGHT!