Assbaby!Jesus: A Brian/Justin Christmas Story

[xie_xie_xie]

This is a little holiday crack written by _alicesprings, happier_bunny, vamphile, and xie_xie_xie, and illustrated by url_girl.

Warnings: Mpreg. Blasphemy. Please believe us when we tell you this.
Authors' Notes: With apologies to plumsuede for gratuitous candied walnut reference.
Rating: NC-17

Comments

[altsunthinkable]

Oh. My. God.

*iz ded from the laughing*

Seriously, I laughed so hard at the first image that I started gagging. I just... oh Jesus (Gus for short) Christ... there just aren't words for the amazingly beautiful cracky genious that this story is.

I needed a laugh like that. I was having a for shit day and now I'm feeling so much better.

*worships the internet wives and url_girl*

[court1429]

oh Jesus (Gus for short) Christ

omg, this expression can totally be like a sekrit handshake or something. If we all start saying it, it will identify us to each other *even* if we're closeted about our little obsession at home and at work. *perks up ears everywhere in order to find sekrit fangirls*

[xie_xie_xie]

OMG, what a perfect idea!!!!!!!!!!!!

[court1429]

In fact, if one needs to fly even a little further under the radar, one could just say "oh Jesus GFS Christ," omitting the outing word "Gus," but still letting other fangirls know they're among friends. I mean, people already say Jesus H. Christ. For all we know, that's some other fandom's sekrit wink-wink, nudge-nudge phrase...

[xie_xie_xie]

Harry Potter, no doubt.

[court1429]

That's what I was thinking.

[xie_xie_xie]

I needed a laugh like that. I was having a for shit day and now I'm feeling so much better.

Our work here is done.

[happier_bunny]

:D

I'm so glad you were amused and touched by the holy spirit as we were. ;)

[epicallytired]

the holy spirit is definatly Good touch.

[happier_bunny]

yeah, especially when he touches like Joseph!Brian. ROFL