i think you thought that i was a bit of a twat

Mar 18, 2008 13:22

blah blah blah.

life is good.

spring break be kickin.

i am uber tired from all my spring break-ness.

my 2 goals for the week:
A) be dark and delicious
B) be rollin in the dough

feasible, i know. and i'm well on my way to being dark and delicious.

the sauce (my mac) now has spell check on 24/7, it's the best thing to happen to my spelling ever unless i'm typing aight.


I feel i need to do this or i will most definitely forget what i did over the break here goes it.

friday- watched the sween bowl and get a hair cut: BORING AS FUCK! but i then ditched him for jeff, denise, and chilli's chips and salsa DELISH! where our waitress was totally hitting on daddy D and proceeded to explain to us how when she goes to sixxx she "dyke's it up" this bitch was random. however whilst we were leaving she said something about her boyfriend and our reaction went something like this LIAR YOU'RE A LESBIAN! after our fantastic adventures in lesbo land i somehow ended up with clayton and the night ended longly after that

saturday- THE BEACH! but before that i fought away the killer birds which had invaded my kitchen and living room. they were dumb little fuckers lemme tell ya, and fast as hell, one almost hit my sister in the eye :) got stuck in the sand was annoyed to wisconsin and back by the sween, never again will he tag along with lia and i to the beach! Pat Green concert was amazing as was WhatABurger after, my friends are amazing. Jeff got biscuits from them at midnight? the whole time he was blithering on with this "I NEED GRAPE JELLY!" i have no more to say about him

sunday- i don't even remember what i did the first half of sunday obviously wasn't important but i know i worked at some point on this day. kaleigh and ms. taruh corwin came for a visit and we chillaxed forev and made up nicknames for my sister and her faked drunkeness (CARSON CONFRONTATION) during which i was waiting for the one the only lia ibanez! to get out of work so we could go to jeff's party. to make a long story short lezzy lia and i decided against jeff's party and it ended up being 2/3 busted by the popo. jeff calls me at like 1 begging me to come get him cause he's scared lol... lia and i went to bed

monday- i worked 11 hours yesterday! that's more than i worked in total all of last week...whatev. i made my mom a cake for her birthday and apparently it was de-lect-ab-le cause it is now gone, bitches didn't save me any. after i was released from hell at midnight jeff, lia, and nik went over to friday's for some grub and nasty ass fried green beans, by the way if you ever go to fridays and think you may like the fried green beans trust me you won't it's basically fried green mush no thanks. that was a blasty blast, those bitches be like my next of kin. anyways didn't get home till apparently 3:48 (my mom informed me this morning) from driving about with lia de bano.

to be continued...

time for rock band!

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