5 Things About Red Dead Redemption
Five Things (So Far) I've Learned in Red Dead Redemption
1. The Dying West is a dangerous place. Bring lots of guns. No, more. No, more than that.
2. Chewing tobacco makes you shoot better. So does moonshine.
3. You can get shot six times and still walk away. You get tagged once by a cougar and your ass is grass, cowboy.
4. Shooting great big holes in outlaws, stealing horses, grave robbing, kidnapping, cheating at cards, and being a plant in a travelling medicine show are acceptable. Spending time with a prostitute is the line you don't cross.
5. Somebody, somewhere is buying skunk meat. I'm not saying they're eating it, but they're buying it. Also armadillo meat.
1. The Dying West is a dangerous place. Bring lots of guns. No, more. No, more than that.
2. Chewing tobacco makes you shoot better. So does moonshine.
3. You can get shot six times and still walk away. You get tagged once by a cougar and your ass is grass, cowboy.
4. Shooting great big holes in outlaws, stealing horses, grave robbing, kidnapping, cheating at cards, and being a plant in a travelling medicine show are acceptable. Spending time with a prostitute is the line you don't cross.
5. Somebody, somewhere is buying skunk meat. I'm not saying they're eating it, but they're buying it. Also armadillo meat.