CITIZEN KANE!
Last weekend, uglyfish and I went up to Asheville to visit our friends Jarrod and Stephanie or as the _gothfather_ liked to call them the drunk tile guy with the hot redheaded wife. We had a good visit, got to catch up and see the sites, and even got to see Jarrod play drums in one of his bands. One night while we were out, a group behind us kept talking about a bit Dave Attell did back on his old show, Insomniac, where he described drinking to black out as time traveling. You'll have to either watch the clip or just trust me that it was hilarious.
Anyway, the guy DESCRIBING the bit said everything about the bit, but he kept screwing up the punch line. Once or twice, someone even SUGGESTED the phrase time travel and he ignored them. It was all I could do to NOT scream out, "Time travel you idiot! It's time traveling!" It was while commiserating with Stephanie that I was reminded of another bit from the Kids in the Hall about another familiar topic; Citizen Kane.
Anyway, the guy DESCRIBING the bit said everything about the bit, but he kept screwing up the punch line. Once or twice, someone even SUGGESTED the phrase time travel and he ignored them. It was all I could do to NOT scream out, "Time travel you idiot! It's time traveling!" It was while commiserating with Stephanie that I was reminded of another bit from the Kids in the Hall about another familiar topic; Citizen Kane.
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