Dec 02, 2005 16:28
I would like to share with everyone the weird weird dream I had the other night. So here it is.
I was talking to Justin on the phone and he said "So it's pretty much decided that me, Brenna, and Danielle Swiz are going to have a threesome." Naturally, I got grossed out picturing three of my best friends doing it. So I was mean to Justin. Then, he, Brenna and I were sitting on the back steps of my dad's house and Swiz was standing in front of us and Danielle asked Brenna how many joints she had smoked that day. Except she called them some weird word like fogues. I don't know why because I was dreaming. But anyways, Brenna said she had smoked one an hour for the last five hours. And since I was already angry at her for deciding to have sex with Justin, I was like "Damn, you must be wicked stoned now." And she was like "nah, not really" and then i got really rude and said "youre a fucking pothead, that's disgusting. and she got really mad at me because in my dream someone had just called her a pothead and she had gotten really upset about it and was mad at me for being so insensitive. so I got even angrier that she was angry at me so i decided to leave and walk to my mom's house. except it was like 1 in the morning and i was scared. and as i was walking this big flanneled white trash dude asked me if i would park his car the night of the dane cook show because he wouldn't be around to do it. he offered me like $40 for it. i considered taking the money and running, but then justin came and got me. theeeennnnn the scene switched and i found pot plants in my attic. my sister had been growing them secretly because she knew my mom would never go upstairs because of the sugar glider. so i felt morally obliged to tell dre for some reason. i told her and begged her not to tell caitlin i told, and she decided she was gonna confront caitlin but tell her she had just gone into the attic and found them. but my sister had set up a watch-tarantula in front of the pot plants just in case anyone tried to get rid of them. and it was a very scary tarantula and i freaked out cause i knew caitlin would find out id told and then shes strangle me.
isn't that a strange dream? i thought so...
but then again, matt had a dream last night about bringing a stuffed monkey that he thought was alive and fishing poles to show and tell at emerson. maybe my bed has strange dream karma...
"some people want diamond rings, some just want everything. but everything means nothing if i ain't got you..."