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At square dancing tonight I was given a "Yorkie" chocolate bar with messages like "IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!"* and "NOT AVAILABLE IN PINK" printed on the wrapper. After I took a bite the caller asked me if I felt a "surge of testosterone" -- I said "yeah, I'm sure when I get home I'll have lots of penis-enlargement spam waiting for me."
*A #$@&^*%! stupid advertising campaign, but what else would you expect from the evil Nestles?