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oh how i adore spring skiing.
except i fucked myself up hardcore haha they TOTALLY call that double-black 'Agony' for a reason
edit: other reasons why im the motherfucking man.
- I got drunk and knocked a hookah over. it hit me in the head and my shirt caught on fire.
- I SHIT MYSELF IN MY SLEEP!!! : D HAHAHAHAHA!
- A certain co-worker gave me a hug today.... ¬u¬ *sly smile* for no reason.
- there were lots of small children at Mrs. W's play to molest. Muahahaha.
- My boss was coming back from vacation today so last night we wrapped the store in police tape and made masking-tape body outlines with giant wangs on the sidewalk. Also, we left a buzzer pen and a fake store report which read +$20,000 on his desk, along with some fake dog shit. We also hid all the bread. AND WE'RE STILL FUCKING EMPLOYED!
the end!
except i fucked myself up hardcore haha they TOTALLY call that double-black 'Agony' for a reason
edit: other reasons why im the motherfucking man.
- I got drunk and knocked a hookah over. it hit me in the head and my shirt caught on fire.
- I SHIT MYSELF IN MY SLEEP!!! : D HAHAHAHAHA!
- A certain co-worker gave me a hug today.... ¬u¬ *sly smile* for no reason.
- there were lots of small children at Mrs. W's play to molest. Muahahaha.
- My boss was coming back from vacation today so last night we wrapped the store in police tape and made masking-tape body outlines with giant wangs on the sidewalk. Also, we left a buzzer pen and a fake store report which read +$20,000 on his desk, along with some fake dog shit. We also hid all the bread. AND WE'RE STILL FUCKING EMPLOYED!
the end!