Sep 04, 2005 19:17
1. DO YOU SNORE? I'll bet on it.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Sure both. Yes both.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Machines becoming "Self aware" and skynet taking over.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? I built windmills. For real.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY"? Its a mystery!
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Damn right.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? You bet your cookies I was.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? Is all I know right now.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Black.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? I play guitar in there.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No and if you do,I hope the cord breaks. Oh thats so mean.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Backflips.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Any place I can go into a store and buy pot.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY? When he does the headlines. Conan 4-life.
15. CAN YOU SWIM? No.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARCO"? Yeah,only once.
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? Eye dun wanna burn.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? 1,129
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? No.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? Once. I hated it.
21. DO YOU HAVE YOUNGER SIBLINGS? No.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Electric.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Dog will hunt.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Yes but so is death. And many other things.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Radioactive waste. Keep it away from me!
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Today I believe.
28. TUPAC IS STILL ALIVE RIGHT NOW? If he is,better reload that clip.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Cooked.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB? A lot of people are dumb.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? On the floor.
33. WHAT TIME IS IT? 6:54 PM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Yes.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING? No,but I've never worked there.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? Yesterday.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? Showers.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? Sure,why not.
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? How did you know?
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? Stuff...and things.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? Crunchy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yes. I love doing so. It feels neat.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? No.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY? Twice!
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? Nah.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? Yes.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Haaaazel.
49. HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE? I sneeze,I sneeze.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? But of course?
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK? The Rock.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC? Are you kidding me?
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"? No.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? Clarinet,Bass.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? Yeah from cash register clerks who make mistakes. I book it out of the store fast,and ditch the reciept.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? Can you?
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57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Never been.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH? You'd have to be a pretty funny motherfucker.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? No.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND? Sometimes. If its a cool dog. Not one that pisses and shits all over the place.
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? Sure, protestant 4-life.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? If something is moonwalk worthy.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? Little ones here and there,but never ones that cost people their lives or something insane.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? I truly wish it were cold out. Fat people weather <3
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Stuffed peppers.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED? Yes.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? ANY of the Old Navy commercials especially the new one at the diner. Every time I see it I just wait (and wish) for a truck to bust in through one of the walls and explode but it never happens.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? No. Im not pretty enough.
70. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? Rare Earth - Get Ready (Long Version)
71. FAVORITE CD AT THE MOMENT? Dave Matthews Band In Central Park.
72. FAVORITE TV SHOW AT THE MOMENT? Ultimate Fighter 2...AND Rock School.
73. EVER CURSE AT YOUR PARENTS? Yes.
74. WORST PUNISHMENT YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU? I eat punishments.
75. BIGGEST TURN ON? Hot skirts..Not slut skirts. But hot ones.
76. BIGGEST TURN OFF? Short hair.
77. DREAM CAR? Old School 70's Van.
78. FAVORITE OLD NICKELODEON SHOW? Nick Arcade. Wild and Crazy Kids. Are You Afraid Of the Dark?.
79. DO YOU ANSWER BLOCKED/RESTRICTED CALLS? Nope.
80. LAST CONCERT? Warped Tour. Never. Again.
81. LAST KISS? Shit...Wow. Nothing like one of these questions to bring you down.
82. LAST SONG HEARD? Mogwai - Tracy
83. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ONLINE? Lori.
84. LAST PERSON YOU FOUGHT WITH? Madre..Maybe?
85. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I cant remember...Honestly. And it was recently.
86. LAST PLACE YOU EVER WANT TO GO? Someplace horrible.
87. LAST THING YOU SAID? "Yeah I liked it."
88. LAST TIME TAKEN ANY DRUG? Last night.
89. LAST THING YOU READ? A maxim. 20 minutes ago.
90. WHO DO YOU LOVE RIGHT NOW? My cat.
91. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? My cat...He's a fucking astronaut.
92. WHO DO YOU HATE RIGHT NOW? Hate is such a strong word.
93. WHO DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Scarlett Johanson.
94. WHO DO YOU WANT TO KILL? Someone..Right? Right.
95. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST REGRET? 9 months..Pure Insanity.
96. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING NOW? Nothing.
97. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Aliveeee.
98. WHAT TIME IS IT? 7:12.
99. WHATS ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? I've got a clear mind right now.
100. WHAT IS LOVE TO YOU? I can tell you what love is to dictionary.com
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
3.
1. Sexual passion.
2. Sexual intercourse.
3. A love affair.
4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
6. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
7.
1. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
2. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
8. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
9. often Love Christianity. Charity.
10. Sports. A zero score in tennis.