It's Really A Threesome

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: It's Really A Threesome
Originally posted: 1/31/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2,000 words.
Characters/Pairings: France/US, implied UK/US.
Premise: The Louisiana Purchase. Also, England cockblocks France and America without ever appearing in the story.
Time period: 1803
Smuttiness: 7/10
Funnyness: 4/10
Wrist slashiness: 2/10

Comments

[twistedsheets10]

...OH MY GOD. France and America, having sex but both are lying back and thinking of England.

(I realize I am repeating 'oh my god' a LOT when I read your fics. And HO GOD, OH GOD. I don't think I'll stop)

France. France. You. are. a. magnificent. bastard.

(no wonder England when hardcore on your ass during the Napoleonic Wars, messing with his boy)

Great work!

(uhm, also, may I friend you?)

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Please feel free! I'm glad you enjoyed the story. =D (And I hope it's okay if I do the same to you, so I can keep a weather eye out for more adorable freaking plushies.)

I love France. He's just...just...yeah. I can't decide if I want to throw a punch at him or kiss him.

[paperclipchains]

I feel that you are talented enough to do both at once.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

My talents, extensive though they may be, are notable for not including a surplus of manual dexterity.

(ALSO OMG WHY ARE YOU READING MY COUNTRY PORN)

[twistedsheets10]

YAY!

Ahahaha. More plushies will be coming...next week as soon as I get a break from work. XD

I love France as well, but when he's a git, he's really a git (but then, England could be like that to people he dislikes).