Jul 07, 2008 20:11
Ho ho ho! Seems some people think it's a little too quiet in our cosy little block. I'm still taking requests, Pinky!
But I'll grant you one thing, son, and that's that it's too damn quiet since Deggy's gone and left us. And who was responsible for that, I wonder, eh? Ho ho ho! It's not often a man denied parole is set free. Yes, it makes a man wonder what new tumors of corruption have grown since the lot of us were excised, eh, Freddy?
We miss you, Deggy, old boy! Splendid games we used to play in here, didn't we? Kept the blood pumping! You really must come to my pool party next month.
The same goes for all of you-- yes, even you, Udgey, and even you, Wrighto. Splendid pool we have in here now, and there's no reason the taxpayers who brought it to us can't enjoy a little dip! Nothing like swimming, boys! Ho ho ho! Who's up for a party on August 1st? We can play water polo! (Don't get your nose bent out of shape this time, Matthew! Ho ho ho! We'll be careful, son! Don't want to lose pool privileges, after all!)