[EARTHQUAKE] aftermath post
Well well. We have had an exciting month, haven't we? First the earthquake, then the splendid little romp around the town the rest of you lot had. Oh, you kids.
I came out the worst for it, as some of you may have already seen. But by my age, you learn to roll with the punches. I may have a hole in my foot the size of a .32cal bullet, and I may not be able to swim until the winter, but people are simply splendid to you when you're obviously helpless. A cripple in a wheelchair can wheedle so many favours. Kenny, my boy, I don't know why you haven't milked it for all it's worth! I'm having a splendid time being helped around in my new little Batmobile. Ho ho ho!
I came out the worst for it, as some of you may have already seen. But by my age, you learn to roll with the punches. I may have a hole in my foot the size of a .32cal bullet, and I may not be able to swim until the winter, but people are simply splendid to you when you're obviously helpless. A cripple in a wheelchair can wheedle so many favours. Kenny, my boy, I don't know why you haven't milked it for all it's worth! I'm having a splendid time being helped around in my new little Batmobile. Ho ho ho!