Holy Crapshait.
I occasionally watch CBS and Fox, and I see the commercials for the news. And either serious crime is far more rampant here than in NJ, or it's just less interesting back home. Every day there's news on new murders, a ransom note, crime rings, and people in parking lots with samurai swords. Back home it's usually just small-time robbery or crazy weather. Or, of course, what everyday item will kill you next.