Panic!
Don't eat the wall! Ducks don't eat drywall.
...Panic is the duck's name. He gets to live next to the TV until his big duck feathers come in (at which point HE may turn out to be SHE)
...Panic is the duck's name. He gets to live next to the TV until his big duck feathers come in (at which point HE may turn out to be SHE)