Pure Sex

Sep 29, 2003 08:21


WHAT’S YOUR SCORE?
Take this test to find out if you’re a freak undercover. Be honest with
yourself!! Are you a Freak? A "Yes" answer to each question gives you
points, "No" answer gives you zero.

Have you ever:

1. Had sex? (5pts.)

2. Oral sex? (5 pts.)

3. Swallowed cum from a male or female? (holding in your mouth to spit
out
doesn’t count? (10 pts.)

4. Practice bondage, or sadomasochistic behavior? (5pts.)

5. Had anal sex? (10 pts.)

6. Had sex with someone of the same sex?(15 pts.)

7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (20 pts.)

8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (8 pts.)

9. Used sex toys? (7pts.)

10. Bought a dirty magazine? (3pts.)

11. Watched a porno? (3pts.)

12. Been in a 69 position? (5 pts.)

13. Had phone sex? (5 pts.)

14. Masturbated privately?(5pts.)

15. Masturbated In a public place? (10 pts.)

16. Had sex in a public place? (5pts.) On the beach (3 pts.) In the Park?

(1pt.) In the Subway? (3pts.) In an alleyway? (2pts.) On a train or bus?
(3pts.) In a parked car (2 pts.) In a movie theater (5 pts)

17. Gotten carpet burns? (3pts.)

18. Participated in an orgy? (12 pts.)

19. Watched someone having sex (pornos/movies don’t count)? (7pts.)

20. Had sex with others watching you? (7pts.)

21. Paid for sex? (8pts.)

22. Been paid for sex? (8pts.)

23. Had a one-night stand? (8pts.)

24. Passed out during sex? (5pts.)

25. Had an STD? (8pts.)

26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6pts.)

27. Sucked or had toes sucked? (10 pts.)

28. Used any edible food, creams, gels, lotions for pleasure? (7 pts.)

29. Had sex in any of the following places?(3pts. for each place)
kitchen?
Bathroom? Living room? Swimming pool? Jacuzzi/Sauna?
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Scoring:
1-25: How does it look up there with the angels?

26-55: Ok, you know the bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed class.

56-85: Ok, you’re just on the outskirts of being a freak.

86-125: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!!! Go on with yo’ Stank self.

126-170: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! You could teach a freak class.

171 +: You are the King/Queen of $#@!!&*^(%$!! Freak College. :-)

Yes.I got a 191. I could tell you which ones I answered but, only if you ask. ;)

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